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Image Challenge vote

This week's vote is literally online. Your choices are:

1. The b3ta city: if b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there?
2. Two word challenge: Monster trucks
3. One word challenge: spies
4. Invent a new breakfast cereal and design the box

Here's the ballot box:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

MONSTER TRUCKS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereal!

My first FP was a cereal one before I had this account.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

MONSTER TRUCK SOLIDARITY!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

FIX! FIX!

EDIT: I mean uhh... carry on.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

b3ta city!

you're all invited to my *ahem* establishment there.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

Let's have all four compos at once and see what happens

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

This ^

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

B3ta City FTW

and Fraser can we have a voting bar with numbers as well please ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

I'd like to see the numbers too, iy would be more exciting, but you can download the stats if you're interested,

They are this at the moment.

Option,Votes,
"b3ta city",13,
"Monster trucks",5,
"Spies",1,
"Breakfast cereals",5,
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Stats,
Total Voters,24,
Unique Voters,24,
Repeat Voters,0,
Votes Per Day,1480.08565,
Votes Per Hour,61.67024,

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

And Peter Snow should be hired to provide minute by minute analysis.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

YEY! MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!

1. The b3ta city: Full of Monster Trucks
2. Monster trucks: Oh go on then...
3. Spies: in Monster Trucks
4. Invent a new breakfast cereal and design the box in the shape of a Monster Truck

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)

MONSTER TRUCKS IN B3TA CITY CRUSHING SPIES WITH EH....breakfast cereals

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

Da B3ta city peas

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

b3ta city!

mainly because I thought of it :)

b3ta.com/board/10582396

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

Indeed you did!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

if it wins, i'll buy you a pint in the flan and fuck

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

you're on

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

not a pint of vodka, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

curses, foiled again!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

you can only have a drink that is normally served in pints

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

fine, but you can order it

i'm not asking for a pint of badger, that sounds silly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

How about a Bishop's Finger?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

no way, you don't know where it's been!

then again, i could probably hazard a guess...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

Blandford Fly FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

donkey semen?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

more like a double red witch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

*googles*

Hum... sounds nice.

*drinks*

*falls over*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

i used to drink them all the time

first time, i had 3 and passed out on the dancefloor :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

normally I can tolerate watching anything Jackass do

except the horse semen drinking stint, that really did turn my stomach

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

it was the omelette stunt that made me puke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

This should so be a pub name \:D/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

if i ever buy a pub, it will be

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

There's really a pub called 'The Flan'?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

not yet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

that sounds like a good pub !!

can I come?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

of course!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

yeah!!

*dons wooden cloak and calls a cab*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

why a wooden cloak?

is the midget-skin cloak in the wash?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

Amnesty International took it off me :(

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

fucking do-gooder hippies!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Yeah, but I thought of this weeks

winner!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

Yet I merely posted the suggestion.

I feel like a bit of a bastard to be honest, even though I gave you credit for it :S

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

ah nothing to worry about

I once suggested the challenge if computer games were real, but it wasn't picked, then a couple of weeks later someone else suggested it and it was picked

was a fun compo in the end anyway

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

Yeah, I guess I just have misplaced ownership issues, or something. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

It was inspired by my bat pic...so in reality, I should get the credit, and all will worship me.

Bourbon Fox did suggest it though.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

ALL HAIL ATOMIC! ALL HAIL THE VOMITING WOLFBAT!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!

do we do the EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!! bit now?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

I always get stuck on the Dream Weaver bit.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

*hides*

By the way...that's a trick sign...he still has to go 50k uphill...and then 200k underground.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Much like real life b3ta then. :) *gets flashbacks of first day, shivers"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

uh-huh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

where the dubious borderline peado porn option ?

me no like you Fraser!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

This 'comedy 'account was passé the first time you posted

And is quickly becoming tedious.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

what this 'comedy' michael?

me not laughing. we only now exist for your entertainment michael? you wrong!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

Me neither....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

This....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

Forgot to put numbers at the end of the bars....

Results here, opens with word pad,
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/data.php?id=1367

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(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Unless something happened after last night it's a bit harsh to label him a racist

I thought it was extremely funny and about time Moggy got a send up. But unless something has happened to change what happened after the initial post I'll reserve judgement. Strange how easily people forgive Moggy even though she's really quite boring, great artist, but boring.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

I think if i put on a fake japanes accent all the time I would be considered racist...

let the poll decide, I'm going to wash up....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

"rac·ism /reszm/ Show Spelled[rey-siz-uhm] Show IPA
noun
1.a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human racesdetermine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own raceis superior and has the right to rule others.
2.a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.hatred or intolerance of another raceor other races."

Michael, racism not include misusing google translate to create bad english.
Bad translation not specific to any one race.
IF me make my 'l's turn into 'r's then this racist (i.e racist / lacist). funnily enough Wanky have some pms sent from b3tans who liked my first posting using this type of racist language thinking I would reciprocate)
but Wanky NOT do this

me thought this puerile arts community michael. get with program. or me cut pinky

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

mixing up r's and l's isn't really anything to do with race either,

it's not like it's because Japanese people have funny shaped tongues or something.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

I don't agree

I'd seen loads of Moggy parodies before this guy showed up - and a lot of them were witty or skillful (such as atomic's pics).
Comedy accounts are generally unoriginal and boring - Wanky is even more so because it's all been done much better previously.
Racist? Not really, although the 'me so funny me speak wrong' thing is rather pathetic.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

If Wanky posts more pics

he wouldn't be so tiresome or wankish.

he'll always be a racist prick though.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

it's the same as blacking up and putting on a accent

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

me make bad translation

with google translate, make me racist?

michael why you say this? why you hurt wanky like this?

unforgiven!

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

this comedy account is as funny as watching an old Bernard Manning video

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

Bernard Maanning very big in Japan!

as big as Jonathon King is on b3ta! me love Jon king! me so glad b3ta moderators as understanding of him as we are and not ban him. he just misunderstood

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

*yawn

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

you not get invite now michael

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23947

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

lacist

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

Well moggy does rather need a bit of sending up IMO

or a touch of highlighting pen on his pervy knob...

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..wil, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

5 poll bars for 5 fingers

for each a cut and I bleed michael!

Which Finger I cut becasue michael no like me?

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

I just think he's not very good at this faux japanese as moggy is

I chuckled at the first post though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

...and the poll results are...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

#occupy b3ta city

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

Breakfast cereals suddenly skyrockets, foul play suspected.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

it's a crispy conspiracy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

yeah that shot up a bit quick

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

SHENANIGANS!

I haven't voted as I don't contribute enough pics to image challenges, but I'd be pretty disappointed if breakfast cereals wins. It was a great mini-bandwagon at the time - I'd rather not see a hundred days of pearoasts.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

This town needs an enema.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

b3ta city

LET'S GO MEGA-MEME-O-TRONIC!!!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

we can also put pictures of ourselves / other b3tans in as pedestrians etc.

make our own personal apartments / mansions etc.

s bit like sim city, but rude, crude & photoshopped ;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

i like this

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

We built this city

We built this city on Rock and Memes

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)