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# Apropos of nothing

Meanwhile, in the dead crab hat department...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# she's not god!
but alaskan king crab is fucking tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# The hollow cavities where her eyes should be... have seen some of the worst things imaginable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# anyone who says they'd never eat rabbit
should be sneakily fed rabbit stew. it's delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I personally would. I've eaten decidedly stranger things, like squid, and loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# squid is lush
i like to marinate it in sesame oil, chilli, garlic and soy sauce, then flash fry it and serve it with a nice green salad.
i've eaten snake, that has a texture similar to rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I particularly like calamari, especially when done like onion rings. Om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# they make me laugh
i go to spain a lot and there's always someone who's never been there before, who looks at the buffet and thinks "oooh, onion rings!" and piles their plate up with them.
the look on their faces is fucking priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I think they're fantastic :) I always get them in restaurants given the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# there's a place near me
that does a fantastic salt and chilli squid. i may go out for lunch next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I imagine the noodle place near me does squid... I haven't really checked...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# this is a nice little restaurant
they do weight watcher's meals too, so i can treat my parents when i'm feeling particularly flush.
which is very rarely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Whereas the noodle place near me is nothing short of a takeaway.
It's where I go when I can't be arsed cooking, which is very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# i love cooking
but cooking for one is tiresome and dull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Which is why I don't like it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# every time i babysit, i talk the kids into baking cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I guess if I had a girlfriend I'd be roped into doing a bit more cooking...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# homemade rhubarb crumble FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Squid is strange?
FUCKING ENGLISH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# FUCKING... uhh... *checks profile*
...

I wish I hadn't done that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# snake, iguana, goat, sheep brains, locust

your move
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# *bows down* Yep, you have defeated me quite thoroughly on the "What's the weirdest thing you've eaten?" contest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# tarantula
shark
sea cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# How was the shark then?

Did you order a shark sandwich adding 'and make it snappy!' ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# shark's fin soup
it was more an ethical point, as i love sharks and am appalled at the way they're treated. i ordered it in a "know your enemy" kind of way.
it was like glue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Ah yes

This reminds me that I ate a bit of whale in Norway, and the traditional reindeer meat balls. The latter were nice, although a bit flavourless.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Also: fermented bovine lactate

Every fucking day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# i've heard that whale has a strong iron taste
i've not tried it, but i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# If you order fish and chips over here
you will generally get a piece of shark. It's called Flake on the menu.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# i'd moan about that
if i wasn't well aware that fish stocks the world over are being depleted at a ridiculous rate. i may be pessimistic, but soylent green is looking like a distinct possibility to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Hey, at least people eat the whole shark over here
rather than cutting the fin off and chucking it back
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# i can accept that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Used to be common here, too. Rock Salmon...
... basically a small shark: spiny dogfish.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Dog, scorpion, rat, crocodile, dead bird wine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Tell me more about dead bird wine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# It is a large jar of rice wine that has had dead birds submerged in it for a few months.
www.flickr.com/photos/75953044@N00/405565281/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I often wonder how certain recipes first got started. At some point, someone must have thought it a good idea to ground grass seeds and mix them with water and put them in the fire to get bread.

This is such a moment.


How was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# And at one point, some guy was sucking on a cow's nipples and thought "this is pretty good, I might save some for later"
As for the taste, you know those times when you're out with mates and it's 3 in the morning and someone orders a round of shots and you don't know what you're drinking?

It tasted like that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Ah yes
;)

I think it got really weird when they took the milk and tried making pudding out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# pizza butties
fantastic when you're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# I love rabbit
in a gastronomic way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# it's fantastic
but almost impossible to get around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# pet shop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# pffff
there's tons of wild ones not far from me, but i'm nowhere near fast enough to catch the little buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Really?

Ah, the little differences. I was told that smoked or salted horse meat as a sandwich topping isn't readily available at your supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# no it isn't
although i've eaten horse in spain and my only problem with it is that it's a bit stringy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# That's why they make very thin slices, like carpacchio

Although a horse steak can be nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# yes it can
but it's not as nice as beef steak, which i eat blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# true

horse is a lot cheaper though, I noticed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Kangaroo steaks are much nicer
lean and very healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Yes, I like those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# well, we do need to look at and accept alternatives
especially the way the population continues to expand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Beatrice?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# why you laugh at my friend.......?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Nice headwear, but she's not god.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# WHEN GODS COLLIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I've got a pair of crab shoes
They're nice but they pinch a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Go to your room!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# IT'S NOT FAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# OH HAI JONESY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Someone should buy freebase.com,
fill it with the hundreds thousands of freebase pics and send him the link via facebook
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# We should do this.
Cockweasle and a few others started the FB group www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25719581786&ref=ts
as a start...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Yes, I am a member

But I forgot about that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# so am I
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Freebase.com's been taken :(
Anyway, all those freebase pictures in one place might tear a hole in the spacetime continuum, captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Freebaseonline.com's available, I'm tempted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# DO IIIIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Oh shit, it seems the original Freebase pics have been taken down from PBase....
www.pbase.com/image/83358529

Even the associated account is gone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Oooh, but I did find the Commatron in my bookmarks
chrico.mazca.com/bits/comma.html

Whatever happened to her?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Maybe she took her own advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Rammed a kipper up her cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Seems she's a he.
So that should be rammed a kipper up his cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I do believe that Comma was definitely a girlie

that's partly why all the swearing was so amusing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Ah, confusing Comma with Chrico.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# hammer a tube of toothpaste in your right eye?
You knackerspanner.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# This is bad news. All flags should be at half mast today
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# the galleries have been gone for weeks, I just couldn't bring myself to break the news
 
going limp now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)