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# i thought Armageddon was a great film, especially the...
I blame Holly Would
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# oww...my...eyes.
I guess they're special but not 3d.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# nope!
the source was him and Bruce willis, but at the last moment i realised it was should be 'afflecks' so copied him over
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# matt damon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Have 20 cents
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# well I'll buy that for a dollar
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# In fuck we trust.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:54, archived)
# IN FUCK WE TRUST
Edit: FUCK the PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I really need to change the lettering on that bill but as yet I have not been arsed
 
E PLURIBUS COPULAMUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Pffft
I prefer the other tits down there tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# If they had only used this version of the song
I wouldn't be here in my hovel talking to you peasants*

www.b3mused.com/audios/215/miss-a-thing.html

*Love you all really.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Them again
Edit: But they're in a different order now...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)