(Monty's Exis sorry,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19,
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Elmer's bike crumpled under the truck On the balcony, Jackson realised that his hands were still slippery from the baby oil that he had coated Blanket in, resulting in a severe head injury to one unfortunate passer-by
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20,
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Elmer's basic retardation and his tendency to try and cycle under stationary vehicles had resulted yet again in serious injury.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:40,
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Stay on the goddamn bike, Elmer
This is all your fault
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:52,
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Fucking Shitty Elmer!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:03,
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I can't believe he's pulling this shit again.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:05,
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*crunch* "Dagnamit! Won't that boy just learn?" *audience laughs*
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:16,
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When he gets a little peckish, he takes off his hat.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:31,
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no loss
(andythepiemanIs surfing the waves of indifference on,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:35,
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