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(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# bonus points for featuring realistic looking poo
rather than those cartoon poos no-one sees in real life
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# depends how many cartoons you read or watch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Someone hurry up and get a frontpage!
Every time i check b3ta (a lot today), i am greeted with the michelin man scalding his testicles off.

Where's Happytoast?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# just come straight through to the baord
bypassing the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I thought they were tied up frogs, that have been grilled
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# that's no way to treat a packet of blackjacks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# DING!
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Ding! Congrats on having levelled up in World of Warcraft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# my like of fruity sweets is not racially motivated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Blackjacks are amazing.
You've given me sudden, unexpected aniseed cravings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# gets you back for the lollipops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# tablets make me tired.
i'm off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Mmmmm both tasty, but which is best?


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Lets have a mini poll with Mu to find out..!
Blackjacks are like licking dry shit of someones arse, and only come in one flavour, lollipops have virtually limitless choice of flavours and textures and combinations...

Edits, in actual fact, you could have a blackjack flavour lollipop, so definitly lollipops...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# You could have a dry shit of someones arse flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# That sounds like a blackjack to me ..!
I think blackjacks are the confectionery equivelent of marmite....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
# you may be right.
Fruit salads on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oww fruit salads were nice, but i used to prefer rubarb and custards as a kid...
Now I just vote for lollipops, because you can get Belgium chocolate lollipops...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Hmmmm.... that's an unexpected result.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Blackjacks all the way :)
Oh and Mu! Best behaviour for the compo vote later on, I don't wanna be colouring in a sodding lizard again. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# It's been the best compo for ages though I think...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Fruit Salad and Black Jacks \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# FAKE
That's not horse poo. I've seen enough of it in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Ahh, lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# :D
RM N
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Took me ages to work out what you were referring to then!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# he can be as annoying as he likes
just so long as he uses that horn to stab imelda staunton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *dung*
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Black knights riding across the A-cup hill
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# emin would love it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# that's because she's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I know it's probably wrong, but I fancy her a bit.
*hangs head*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# you clearly like filth-pots
as it's obvious from looking at her that she'd be well up for curling one out 'mongst your chest hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# ))<>((
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Forever
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:16, archived)
# she looks like the predator
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I know it's probably wrong, but I fancy the predator a bit.
*hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# now that you mention it...
he does have sexy abs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# we've been through this before
it's still great though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# This confused me because I have spent part of the afternoon
reading about The Emin - some sort of cult i intend to get brainwashed by tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# contrived shit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)