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# You know what I hate? Oranges and Jewellery...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I could just go for some golden grahams.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Phew. That's better
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# She looks better with the glasses.
And what have you got against citrus fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# fake
no ring
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# actually, not bad.
don't quite get why you would, but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# BOILING PISS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ROCK HARD BOILING PISS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)
# now empty the shelves :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# They'll be empty after Thanksgiving
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# but is it funny?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Sorry Mu.
She just put the Golden Grahams back...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Aw, DUDE!
Wer mah Grayams at?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# They've gone to the same place as the flowers
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I still see the reflection of them in the scanner -- all is well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Haha - foiled
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)
# \o/
I love you Pedro. You and your donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# then please save him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Really? I'm seeing something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Am I really seeing reflectoporn
or is it just wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Reflection?
What reflection?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Now shop in a piano and animate it
and this whole little journey will have reached its conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I hate guys that get in the way of hot photoshoots!
(Fly Projector, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)
# There's a guy in one of those pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# It's Epic Beard Man!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# AMBERLAMPS!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Improvement?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Now this is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)
# the man with 2 right hands
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# My donkey was killed by a man with two right hands, you insenstive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Your name is Prequal Montoya, he killed your donkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Fuck, I can't save your doney too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Goddamn it, Mu >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Copy/paste/done
I refuse to spend 20 mins matching arms for a crap one line joke...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# equally suited for wanking
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 4:11, archived)
# If you cross your eyes her tits jump out the screen and punch your throat in
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)
# you know what i hate?
sobriety
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
me too
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# that's why
i'm off to get ghammered now.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
# g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)
# i've got to go
as i'm so horny trhat if i don;t go to bed right now, i'm in danger of developing termihal RSI
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)
# over sharing
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Fuck's sake smash. Just do what the rest of us do and nip quietly over to a porn site.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Watch out for the ghammer rays!
G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Hear hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Your 'shopping skills are amazing
could you point our exactly what you have 'shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Looks like he bought some golden grahams and oil of olay
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# if i boil piss
is my kettle still safe for my morning earl grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# As long as you don't boil the piss in the kettle
your tea will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# oh
it's you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Pedro I'm surprised at your tone.
Perhaps I've judged you poorly but you didn't seem to me the sort that would hold a couple of death threats against someone.
Frankly I feel let down, if I'm honest about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# well, last night a couple of the girls here convinced me that waht you really want
is to do me up the wrong-un :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Either way you'd be fucked.
But let's put that behind us now.
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)
# that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# yes it is, and stop calling me earl grey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Lol ur totally earl ghrey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# rofl, and your totally earl gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Lol I'm a knobleman.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i thought you didn't want to be called colonel mustard
after the great cluedo snafoo of '98
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
# i dont want to be called anything
especially not late for dinner - ROFLMAO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)
# F.U.C.K.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Fuck
Has Lady Grey passed away? I always find this stuff out on b3ta. BBC have yet to mention anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# i believe the title is extant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# 4evar in ar cupz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)
# oranges are not the only fruit
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)
# RIS
Is this the cast of some god-awful yank drama?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# i think so
one of those 'post-apocalyptic society' soap opera thingies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# no,
just Steven King's - THE MIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)
# ohhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# So
Yes then...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# kind of ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Not "kind of".
Exactly like...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# no,
kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# kind of exactly like
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# not seen the film
but have read the short, and even for King it's lacking in depth, believable characters and a decent plot. I can't imagine the film adds all of those things. Doesn't it have a Wahlberg?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
# To begin with the film plays like a low budget Sci-fi
But if you stick with it you'll be almost in tears at the brutal despairing ending. It's quite a remarkable film go watch it honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 5:26, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 2:18, archived)