I still tend to lose :(Come to that, even if I try and play Blackjack or 21 I still lose!
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boris the spider,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:15,
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never mind, you can still use your secret spider magical technique handed down through the web of ages
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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they have seven legs and they cant parallel park
anyeay. back to skyrim.
(anyeay. back to skyrim.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:13,
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They are the scariest looking things on the entire planet.....And they ocupy exactly the same living space as myself, and insist on running at me, and when you try to kill them, they either stand ther holding their ground waving their front legs at you, or run some where you can't find them, and run out at you again later.....
If they are alive they are capable of thaking you to hell, where they will paralize you and lay their babies inside your head and crawl all over you while you are trapped and unable to move cacooned in one of their webs.....
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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If they are alive they are capable of thaking you to hell, where they will paralize you and lay their babies inside your head and crawl all over you while you are trapped and unable to move cacooned in one of their webs.....
^^thisI want to like spiders, I really do. But I don't. In my house they are the size of dinner plates and use transporters to move around.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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That is what they do to me!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:34,
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I'd love to be able to like spiders....They are pretty amazing.....
But just sooooo scary......
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45,
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But just sooooo scary......
House spiders like that are all harmless. They don't even bite when you pick them up.They can move at a fair lick if they want to though, but (and this is the important part) THEY CAN'T FUCKING HURT YOU!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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Oooh those fuckers are just wrong...
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09,
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You shouldn't be, becausethey actually keep out the UK's only possibly deadly spider (the false widow).
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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That one I am not scared off...It's not about what they can actually do, it is a phobia based entirely on what they look like....
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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Yeah, I know how it works.I get it a bit too to be honest, big ones can make me jump. Then I feel extremely foolish and get interested in them instead. There's a house spider that's lived under my shower for years, it's got an enormous web, I call it Shelob.
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:16,
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Yeah, there is a giant one at the bottom of my out side steps that lives in a hole in the roof...I give it a wide bearth, but it can stay there in peace as far as I am concerned, it's not in my flat, and if I don't fuck with it, it will stay out side quite happy
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:22,
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Oh they make me jump if I see one scuttle around without knowing what it is.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:06,
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The one whose bite they described as "painful" and hasn't killed anyone?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:15,
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Seems like there's some genetic divergence going onlike the ones on the other side of the Atlantic are dangerous and the ones in Europe aren't.
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Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:18,
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Yeah, spiders don't do any of that.Except a few that DO lay eggs under your skin, but not in the UK.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28,
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