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[challenge entry] The Twelve Days of Bondmas


No-Prize to whoever googles guesses the film Moneypenny is crying in. And who knew Goldfinger had a golden revolver?

[edit] Just reduced the filesize!


From the A James Bond Christmas challenge. See all 200 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# oh bravo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# This is rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Woo Yay Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Terrific stuff!
Blah blah faq blah blah, but given that it represents 12 days then I'm choosing to interpret the image size as being divvied between them :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# whoops - thanks!
just edited to reduce it, keep forgetting b3tards limit is higher than b3ta's
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Ah don't be silly - it's a thing of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# David Niven wasn't M was he?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# actually turns out he was
the M to the left of him in the pic gets killed early on in Casino Royale, and Niven's Bond gets promoted to M for the rest of the film.

Only learnt that today when hunting for source pics!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# aaahhh...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# then he orders everyone else to change their name to James Bond
to confuse the enemy, and anyone watching the movie.
Which it seems like no-one ever has, me included :-(
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I couldn't follow it either.
But there was Cribbins so that's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# haha
NUDE NIVEN IS NARKED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# FAQ be damned!
This is incredible! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Epic
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# THREEEEE NIPPLED LEEEEE!
This shall be sung drunkenly as soon as the opportunity arises.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# pours a glass to get started
shaken, of course
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Lovely!
Was it View to a Kill?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# WHY!!!!
Why, did I slow right down when I was reading "F-i-v-e.... G-o-l-d.... R-i-n-g-s...."?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# *clicks frantically*
That naked woman on the Luger... what's THAT? TOO LATE.
In other news, this deserves the toppermost of WOOs :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# she's very... curvaceous!
and she comes in green and blue:
screenmusings.org/TheSpyWhoLovedMe/pages/007tSWLM_0103.htm
screenmusings.org/TheSpyWhoLovedMe/pages/007tSWLM_0095.htm

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Gosh, that's... that's...
just excuse me a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Wonderful
But... A bit of optimisation wouldn't go amiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# *applauds*
Gotta say have really enjoyed the compo this week, well done all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# very shplendid
very shplendid indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha awesome!
Did you think of the "five golden guns" bit then work out the rest from there?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# oddly enough
10 Lords a-leaping / 10 Jaws a-leaping came first, but probably only because I was reading the rhyme from 12 down and Moonraker was on TV recently. 5 Golden Guns was definitely on the first read-through :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# elongtastic
(Zoidaroid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# woola hoola!
a work of genius
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)