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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha, lovely
"shits and giggles" is right

i was out for a walk there and actually sharted, then had a giggle.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# festive sharts all round
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# anyone that's not covered in sharts should be smeared in festive sharts immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Deck the halls with sharts and holly, tra la la la la la
La la la la!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Ha Bumhug!:D
I'm having a traditional me Christmas.
Start work at 8am, deal with idiots and work my damnedest to finish off a bottle of champagne by midday. :D

EDIT Chrimbo pea

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Dear "Bob" I hated waiting tables on the sort of person that goes to restaurants on holidays.
Yay for the champagne though, that was the good part (also good co-sufferers).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Looks good
Spent three hours out of the house yesterday in a desperate attempt to avoid one overly intoxicated elderly relative, other than that a fine overeating so far =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)
# That's some pretty sharp toast.
Cheers
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)
# A Batman t-shirt does make for a good christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Telling it like it is, Mr. Toast. *raises mug with "I'M A TWAT" on the bottom* Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# tl:dr........................................I'm a miserable git
haha only jokin' .....have a good 'un:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Haha:D
merry Christmas HappyToast
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Erotic literature?
Has it got any pictures in?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# haha same back HT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)
# banana chocolate now I'm intrigued and stimulated :D
Merry Holidaymass HT and all of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# :D
Looks like you got all the pressies you wanted there :)

Merry Christmas B3tans

click for biggar
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Speaking of Teh Quo...
Did you know infamous panto swingers, the Krankies, once wrecked up their tour bus?
(xaer0mancer, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# What? Was an ashtray spilled?
Was one of their party hats slightly cocked to one side? Did a guest slyly evade paying for a stay on Mayfair or Pall Mall (face it, with a hotel, it's extortionate)? Or was it a game of Twister that went awry?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:22, archived)