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# The ugliest 'toy' that I have ever seen.
url.jzzx.in/523
I've cried when I saw it.
I broke the hope of children.
(whatorangeya, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
hope hymen
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 2:59, archived)
# haha
i like how 'break' is the only verb that goes with hymen
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 5:09, archived)
# you forget rock.
I ROCK THE HYMEN
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 6:54, archived)
# and replaced
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 8:08, archived)
# There can only be one -
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# that's not what the Cling film website says
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I'm fucking bleeding out of my fucking balls, man!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 2:59, archived)
# I'd like you to take this toy and slowly insert it in your anus. You can sing hey mickey by toni basil while you do this.
Then I'd like you to squat slowly onto the floor and do some yogic flying while screaming ARSEFUCK as loud as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Instant justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:11, archived)
# He gets around
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:13, archived)
# And has done for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:18, archived)
# But he lost his job the other day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Fortunately, the police were recruiting.

I need sleep, night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Keep pulling things out of your arse... you might find your head one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 3:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 4:35, archived)
# snarf!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I think b3ta should have a filter installed that autobans everyone linking to everbuying

Fun fun fun with the autoban

(or at leat alert a mod)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 5:32, archived)
# And yes, I know it's fahren auf der Autobahn, but I liked the beach boys approach
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)
# An autoban could be good, but I'm sure it rob many b3tards of the sensation of posting "Read the FAQ" messages/images and other obscenities
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 6:05, archived)
# including me
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 6:55, archived)