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# with out wanting to sound like a troll
but you mention good people and scotland in the same sentance/
did any one ever teach you history ?
what have the scots ever done for us ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# One of them invented the telly
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# also tarmac
and the macintosh raincoat
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
and so on and so on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# and the concept of battering and frying confectionery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# and the concept of frying pizzas
although to be fair that was a turkish-run place, so maybe that was turkish-scottish
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# either way, it's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# fried pizza is surprisingly lovely
although that juiciness loses its appeal at about the third bite when you realise you're basically eating fat suspended in fatty bread
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# that's the point.
i don't eat fried food these days, so even the smell of a recently-used chip pan is enough to make me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# i don't think i'll eat another fried pizza in my life, certainly
i only made it through part of a slice of that one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Just sticking to literature, they gave us:
Sherlock Holmes, Treasure Island, Peter Pan, Trainspotting, The Thirty Nine Steps, The Wind in the Willows and Where Eagles Dare, for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# ok so apart from
telly
raincoats
tarmac
fried pizza
and caramel waffer bisquits
and a steam engine that wasn't a useless piece of shit
and penicillin
and battery acid
i mean come what have the scots ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# rab c nesbitt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Ian MacNaughton,
director and producer of Monty Python's Flying Circus, was also Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Iain Banks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Of course!
add The Wasp Factory or The Crow Road to that list.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Agreed.
Banks is a genius.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ok ok shut up and just tell me
apart from all the other stuff what have they ever done for us ?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
# irn bru
and barr's soda cream, and haggis suppers and black pudding suppers and fish suppers and sausage suppers and heart attacks at 40
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)