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# Look! It's Happy Toast!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# But he isnt happy that often!
Maybe he should take a leaf out of this chap's book and cover himself with butter and optional toppings every now and again.

PS - battlefield players, you say? Xbox?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# No, pc.
I need to be more specific when seeking out fellow players.

You need a pc to indulge in the splendour of 64 player Conquest. It is a splendid thing to behold.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# No dbout your life expectancy is about 3 seconds with that many players?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# There's some big maps out there and if you're careful, you can last maybe 20 - 30 seconds ;)
Depends on the map though. If it's the Metro or Seine Crossing, yes, 3 seconds would be about right.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I find that kharg island gives me the longest life expectancy
I lasted about 5 minutes once!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# But you to picture Margaret Thatcher, right?
Oh, in a game. Oh.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Yep, that's one of the ones I can just about handle as well.
I went from playing TF2 to BF3. To say it's been an adjustment would be understating matters somewhat.

Caspian border is good if you can get a squad together. The hilltop and forest capture points can be held fairly easily if you're careful.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# If he had hands and a cock,
he'd be beating himself off over that, the seedy fucker.

Also, woo.

Seriously bored - too late in the evening to start anything interesting and too early to go to bed.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I love it ^^

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I have no idea why I did this.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Closest I've got...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Nice! :D
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I suspect from his expression
The pleasure will be all his....
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# He'd suck the contents out of a tube of Primula, he would.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *shudders*
Tubed Cheese......*shudders again*

*stops shuddering... www.primula.co.uk/index.php?sectionid=17

Starts crying
Edit: Bloody hell! I'm on fire
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Happy candle day!
They just appeared.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 4 years, 11 months and 30 days

CAKE
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Ooooh ta
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# YAY!

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha Thank ye very muchly
:D
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# strawberry jams! now made with fruit!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)