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# End of day doodle.

Based on Smallbrainfield's suggestion: 'A non-sexualised situation featuring a normal dog, a normal woman and a normal man'
Totally NSFW.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# and why does that dog not have tits?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# that dog, look at it, it's ready to leghump the fuck out of something
:D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# <s>/</s> Why does that dog have four pointed tits and no legs
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# ^ Points - Laughs
They are not tits, it's just that someone has removed its feet with a large pencil sharpener!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I love you, man
AHAHAHA

but not in a finger cutting way

*cuts finger*

oh, too late :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha
can't believe you didn't do Maria
you've not only let your self down you've let us all down
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Nice
A click for the cfb lols
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# cfb :D :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I THINK I FEEL A SONG COMING ON
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# The new ephemism for impending canine rape
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I wonder what the song is?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# -.-
O.O
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
lovely
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I like it
I'm not quick enough on the escape key to cry sick filth though.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Aww
I was really hoping you'd do my adult Dexter & Dee Dee pic.

I reckon youre doing tame / reserved pics so youre not typecast as 'that squirrels with tits guy' on here :-)

EDIT - whoa! What's that i see on the CFB? Way too fast to make out properly, but it looks like some sort of monster raping a woman
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# A bit late for that, I think :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Nice to see you removed the ballgag from the dog's mouth
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE YOU JOLLYJACK
I want to see the rude image, but im not quick enough on the escape key, nor am i versed enough in GIF making technology to know how to view the frames.

DAMN YOU FOR EXPLOITING OUR LOVE OF FILTH.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Me again
toxicdump.org/labs/frameviewer/viewer.php
Paste the image URL in here. You can view the frames without any fiddly software installing.

You may be a yifftastic pervert, but i fucking love you, JJ :-D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# erm... that link just sent me to imlive.com with some ropey tart doing a show
Thanks, I suppose
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Really...?
Works for me. I just searched for 'online GIF frame viewer'

This better?
i.imgur.com/vZhsh.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# yeh... not sure why
Just tried it again, no pop-up this time.

Also, nice one jj
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Macs can view GIF's individual frames right from the off.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# But theyre Macs
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# *pushes glasses back up bridge of nose, sips White Russian and blogs*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Erk
What, white russians are what Mac people drink?!? Its my favourite cocktail...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I imagine Windows or Linux fanboys drink them too. And yes, I drink White Russian too.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# heh heh heh :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I guess it's why I do a lot of things other than draw foxes with tits.
That, and I'd probably kill myself and others of boredom if that's all I did.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Looks like the devil, making sweet beautiful love to the woman
but I don't know where the dog has gone.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# maybe the dog IS the monster?
Inter-species intercourse IS JJ's thing, after all.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# It's not my "thing", really.
It's just how I pay the bills :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# He is him.
This is JollyJack.
Heh heh :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Flash Git!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# but look at those ankles!
FILTH!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# That's disgusting that,
You should be ashamed you're able to even think of filth like that
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I've been looking at this....
....for 20 minutes now. There's so much tension and so many things left unsaid. It's like Remains of the fucking Day all over again.

Also: Woo!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# What the fuck did I just see?
Gotta stay off the chocolate milk again. They must be putting something in it
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# ??
@_@
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# So are you going to post a photo?
The dog's name is Maria. :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# *knock*
なんでやねん XD
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Oh well, I tried.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# It's not a dog,
It's a badly drawn rabbit nun zombie (on a leash for added kinkiness)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# She is not there.
:D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Heres a challenge
Draw what you think everyone here thinks you like, and not mangastyles.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# no problem
I don't hope beautiful art.
I just always bored. :D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Well it'll show you have a sense of humor.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ^^ yes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# My guess is hit!
予想通り。
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
地獄のクソ
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# where's me bouncy tit castle then?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Off camera.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# YES!
This meets all criteria entirely satisfactorily.

Edit: 0_o just clicked for big...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Rape, murder and bestiality
why?

Fucking hell man, stop it, you sick twat.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)