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# Genie: I want to sexy earthworms.

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(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# you want to sexy earthworms?
good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Genie: Yeah. I hope it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
#
y
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Do you just sit there lurking until he posts or what?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# well, someone has to do it i guess
cenaris became sloppy
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Ha, true enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# sloppy cenaris?
Is that like a sloppy sloppy giuseppe, I see those on sale in sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# So we've got some sort of mole drill sergeant with a massive rack and a worm fetish.
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Genie: I have green pineapple.
B-)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Yes, the tattoo of a hand grenade. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I think you may have a secret admirer bourbon.
Is the girl a fox moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Bah
She's a mole.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# *phew*
I thought I'd be waking up with a dead fox's head on my pillow or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Tit for tat.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] every bloody time
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Great ending! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Cuts, cuts and yet more cuts
When will this moggy end?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Oh fuck me nobody cares, JJ doesnt care, go away and come back with something funny
you're obviously a talented guy, so do some funnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# The hat could be a character on its own ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# hello Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Sexy hermaphrodites
isn't that an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# only if you can't find a good hole
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# You might want to stop thinking about worms and get clothes that fit properly.
Also, while we're at it, can you grant me three wishes?

1: Pay off any present and future student loans.
2: A lifetime supply of mint chocolate ice cream.
3: MORE WISHES.
4: Fuck off.

kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# are you taking requests?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# If I got times.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# genie being ass-raped by a dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Ohh nice idea. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# yeah, i knew you'd like that
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Innit, bruv.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Do a 3 panel cartoon strip
the rule is it must be funny in Japanese and English.

If you can do this, I'll give you Jolly Jacks' home telephone number.
(edit: I do have a Japanese friend who will be able to confirm it's funny in Japanese).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ok, I got
But Even If I got it, Can I what to do? ^^;
Idea is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# You are not Jolly Jack, who invites requests and recieves them and abuse in equal measure.
You think of something funny and you make it. That is the b3ta way. Otherwise you must flounce in dishonour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# a power flounce is also the way of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Internet funnyman Rob Manuel, dressed as a woman
Plying his trade on the dirty streets of Camden in order to finance his crack addiction
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Godzilla crushing the Yasukuni shrine
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# You, fucking off.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ^ or that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Where's the silly self portrait
You said you would do?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Think first...then type.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# woah hold on, that might be going too far
I don't want to do thinkmaking before I type, the very idea is scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I know...I should follow my own advice. Ha ha ha!...<o>
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)