Those idiot irish twins have acquired a taste for lady spluff... and old ladies.They have broken into a care home late at night and have located an old biddy suffering terribly with Parkinson's disease. They quickly and lovingly undress each other, revealing ridiculous pubic quiffs, and gently suck each other hard knowing this will excite the old dear and set her shaking like horse and trap on a cobbled road.
First, they both lube up their hands and cocks with swarfega. Next, they quite simply manoeuvre themselves into position either side of the sweet old lady and and help her curl her fingers around their throbbing shafts. The ancient crone's neurological condition does the rest as she shakes and vibrates to the beat created by her dopaminergic troubles and soon the boys are ready to empty their sacks, which they both do with their trademark gleeful relish, their quiffs all of a quiver.
Now it's her turn, and very gently and with great care they help her out of her knickerbockers and sit her down in a reclining chair. Once they're sure she is comfortable, the really stupid one gets down and starts giving the old dear a couple of fingers whilst the incredibly stupid one holds his quiff aside and starts lapping at her surprisingly swollen clit. This could take a while but they are patient and maintain their discipline, fingers and toungues maintaining a rhythm they could never achieve in their 'singing'. Finally, the woman starts to writhe and moan and so they increase the pace until, suddenly, her back arches and her arthritic toes curl and she comes like a water cannon; old lady squirt spraying this way and that as she completely loses control of her body. The twins and indeed the whole room is dripping with 30 years of bottled up cumsplash with a stench akin to old bacon.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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Your recent effortsforced me to up my game
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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:DYour game's not the only thing that's been 'upped', after reading this
Eh? EH?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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It's a bacon type of day Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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You are Alastair CampbellAICMFP
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Yes, one is more stupid than the otherthere's the really stupid one and the incredibly stupid one
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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I realised that from the context, but surely if either one was even one IQ point lower, they would forget how to breathe and die horribly whilst the other mewled pitifully whilst defiling his brother's bloated blue corpse..Which would of course be tragic.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Tragic indeedwe must hope it never happens
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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