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# Corned Beef and Onion Sandwich for breakfast


I should have had a nice egg and bacon instead.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# cover yourself in paint
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
# silly gronkpan! discomeat is not 1960's LSD guzzling avant garde artist!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Sounds like it, though.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# it's because I wear a hat
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Racist.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Boody scapegoats! Consequences of their action's too good for them! it's political correctness gone mad!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# I didn't say "make an excuse to not cover yourself in paint"
I said "cover yourself in paint".

COVER YOURSELF IN PAINT.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# *unzips*
I'll give you "PAINT"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# that was uncalled for.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# "PAINTS"
oh man, you've unleashed something here
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# you've got it all over everything and it's all ruined
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# HAHAHA HAHHA UNCONTROLLED "PAINT"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# mmmm
corned beef and onion
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# slight nomnom not as good as baconnomnoms
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# not familiar with this combo
It's always Branston pickle or tomato with corned beef. Want to try it now. Cut diagonally though, triangles taste better than squares.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# it's one of the most generic combos ever, man
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# I cant face corned beef since I found an inch long segment of artery in a tin
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# mmmm canned arteries!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# you just reminded me of a newsagents in darlington, who sold pies, and offered to microwave them if you wanted
frequently these pies would be full of veins.

and now it's an off licence

I guess no more veiny pies from there
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# mmmm corned beef!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# made from only the finest beef corns
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# where I come from that would be some kind of a jam slice
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# it's hard to render the majesty of corned beef in paint.exe
to show jams I think there would be some "glistening jam leak" dribbling onto the very plate.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# biscuit or sponge with icing sugar on top and fucking hell you got me into a fucking food thread you bastard
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# food food
you need some nice food

some succulent cutlets resting on a gentle pool of their own grease with thinly cut chips and rich gravy
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# If I may be brutally critical
I do not like the shadow which your sandwich casts.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# that is a shit rubiks cube, did you buy it at a market?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# I got it out of a machine at the gypsy fair
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# damn those gypsys and their snide products
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# still, makes a change from trying to [list of generic things that gypsies do that we don't have the right to complain about because we don't "understand"]
but like, lol, pikeys.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Your image keeps on redexing for me too
and all I wanted to see this morning was a picture of a Corned Beef and Onion Sandwich
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# you need to de-gay your connection
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# It's the lowest of gay as it will go today.

I'm in a government building, mind.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# oh
maybe you need to gay-enhance your connection

you'll need to find the form to fill in your request for a gay level reseating.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I meant to say that even at the lowest level, it's still pretty gay
But I will find and fill out the mentioned forms accordingly anyway. I feel I don't have enough freedom to tune my own desired level of gayness.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# when a chap can't decide how gay he is
that's just plainly communism.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Fo'real
But I'm sticking it to the man from the inside, man
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
breakfast is coffees & cigarettes
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# only in france
and you should still be drinking a bottle that was left over from last night
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# shit you've got me worried I could be half french now
does it help I switch to tea & cigarettes for lunch?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# are you sitting outside of a restaurant disdanfully occasionally glancing at things that offend you?
if so, you are so french, man. so french.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Sacrebleu
*Discards packet of Gauloises and walks off whistling the great escape
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# good luck!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Haslet and onions is a fave of mine
With with salad cream instead of butter...Mmmm!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)