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[challenge entry] Silence of the Backbenchers

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# No. No, I wouldn't.
That just made a bubble of porridge come up.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# *vomits*
*vomits some more*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Thank you adblock.
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# It puts the motion in The Commons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# haha
glad someone saw the satire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# and now I've got this stuck in my head all morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVaiQIuuvNA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I admit to initial revulsion, but that was just from staring at David Cameron's increasingly punchable face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Yes that is the most shocking thing of my image :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Not Suitable For Wanking?
all the bits are covered so there shouldn't be any work issues.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# What?
You men post far more NSFW images than this. You're not really going to tell me I have to link this!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I think he sighed because there was no 'click for reveal' :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I think if he donates to the Tory party he can get a bit more than a reveal, if he's lucky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# The clue is in Pedantichrist's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# "you men"?
Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I wonder why you never hear the term 'masculists' used?
I'm going to start the movement, right now. JOIN ME OPPRESSED BROTHERS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Lol and I don't get to hear all about "Women Drivers" "Women out of the Kitchen" "Women know your place!"
etc. etc. on b3ta sexism is only when a woman complains about the lack of male softporn here yet female softporn for the boys just look up the threads.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Oiled up Hulk Hogan is in the thread below,
surely that's all a woman could want?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Hulk Hogan hmmm not my thing maybe an oiled up Brian Cox or Johnny Depp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Best I can manage at short notice, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# \:D/ yay
superb haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I thought you meant
him
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I'll post the occasional thing like this, and chuckle along when I see one
but I do it purely because the attitudes are so ridiculous and antiquated, I don't agree with any of it in the slightest. I suspect many other people are the same.
Satirising attitudes is a tricky one though, just look at the following that Alf Garnett attracted ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# It doesn't really bother me that much
but being accused of rampant militant feminism does - because that's very close to actually saying "Shut Up Woman! Men are Speaking!" without the satire part.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Who is accusing you of rampant militant feminism?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I'm talking in general
and it has happened once or twice on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# You don't hear it from me, love.
Time of the month?

/joke on a comedy website
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Not all jokes work, love.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Yes, this is correct.
Because some men are sexist, all men are sexist - you are 100% correct.

NSFW is because it LOOKS like porn - It is all about what it looks like from over my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# So all the images of tits above my thread and the one from Smearballs lower down in the threads are not NSFW then?
and I never said that all men are sexist. Only the one who act sexist are sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Christ.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# It puts on the lotion
:) WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I wonder why more gender dysphorics don't choose the last name of 'Tucker'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# because if they were truly gender dysphoric then having something to "tuck" away is the whole crux of the problem
and not something they would want to wear as a label. This Buffalo Bill character isn't gender dysphoric he's a deluded psychopath with a fixation which is pointed out by Hannibal Lector.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# It can sometimes be difficult to tell in the TG world who is truly dysphoric and who is a predator in sheep's clothing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Where do you get that from? That's just nonsense.
TG people are put through the most thorough psychological profiling and counselling you could ever imagine. Any hint of sexual deviancy would stop the process instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# well, I am not just talking about those who were born with a disparity between mental gender and physical gender
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# So you think some TG people just start dressing and acting like females/males to deceive people of the 'opposite' sex into sleeping with them.
Sorry that's just prejudice. TG whether via Nature or Nurture is a condition that cannot be controlled and switched on and off to suit it causes a great deal of distress and often leads to attempted suicides because of this exact prejudice and pigeon-holing as being sexual predators. You wouldn't say the same thing of Gays and Lesbians so why of TG people?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Heh, you should have given him a willy warmer
with the BUPA logo on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# That's me always missing a trick ;)
but the point of the satire is that he's fucked the NHS and the Elderly - he wouldn't want to fuck BUPA. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# True, maybe
he just wants them warm and cosy next to his sex parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)