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# It's nearly Easters!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# *nails embassy to the cross*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Captain!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Teehee
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Arf
This
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Happy easter!


And hello, sir... been too long
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
#
*waves*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Pfft I just found this laying around from last year
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Is today last supper day?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
Let's not forget Matthew 27:52
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# The bible has all the answers.
Go for the brain! It's the only way to stop them.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# It's one rule for some.
You rise from the dead with a taste for brains and they stick a pick through your head. You rise from the dead with a few choice words for your mates and they write a fucking bestseller about you. Typical.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Sweet zombie Jesus!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Amen
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha
The other thing I love about the Christians is that they'll happily describe Jesus as a shepherd without stopping to think what a shepherd actually does :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Something about wellies and the edge of a cliff, right?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# That too
but I was thinking more along the lines of starting with a big knife and ending with some lamb cutlets
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I like how
Joseph is described as a carpenter, when in fact the original text called him a 'merchant'. He was a rich one too; owning your own donkey back then was like having a Bently.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# If Joe was a carpenter, but dressed as a lady ...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# 'Merchant', in the original cockney, you mean?
Might explain some other things...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Everything about Christianity is contained in the pathetic image of 'the flock'.
- C. Hitchens
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)