
Go for the brain! It's the only way to stop them.
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Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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You rise from the dead with a taste for brains and they stick a pick through your head. You rise from the dead with a few choice words for your mates and they write a fucking bestseller about you. Typical.
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Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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The other thing I love about the Christians is that they'll happily describe Jesus as a shepherd without stopping to think what a shepherd actually does :)
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Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:15,
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but I was thinking more along the lines of starting with a big knife and ending with some lamb cutlets
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Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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Joseph is described as a carpenter, when in fact the original text called him a 'merchant'. He was a rich one too; owning your own donkey back then was like having a Bently.
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Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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