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(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Oh, this one is compo'd.
Right then *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Our Ginger Cunt looks so happy meating out grief
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# meting
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# meet/meat/mete
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# would
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# I'd fuck Han/Indy/Deckard.
The bragging rights are off the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# too true
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# I also imagine he'd be a strong yet gentle lover
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# yet slightly kinky
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# Masterful
and perverse on appropriate occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# nice
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# I think you have it there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Fuckinglovemeat
www.barbecoa.com/butcher-shop nice sausages
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# how much for miss piggy's arse?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# 75p a lb
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# haha, wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha, doesn`t he look happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# He then gets slashed across the stomach and does a slow forward roll from the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# HE DIES ABOUT A SECOND LATER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha ha - Clasic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I'm sure I saw him swimming in the Thames earlier
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# can we just have this on the front page forever please
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Compo?
edit: oh, and now this one is too... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Oh if only the ancient Greeks had possessed lightsabers
their legends would have been so much more groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Wild Thing could have done that for them too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# The children of the Hydra!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# HI EVERYONE!
Just wanted to give everyone on /board a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug.
*HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# you call that a hu....WHAT'S THAT POKING ME IN THE BACK!?
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# It's my giant cushion gloves for giving extra smoochy huggles.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# oh.
that's ok, then.
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# Or it could be my concise and to the point genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# does concise mean compact and small?
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# KISS ME BIG BOY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# KISS ME, FAT BOY!
now i have to watch IT
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# So long as you follow that up with reading It
Still one of my top three books. No idea what the others would be. Perhaps still the Lord of the Rings which is a bit shameful but FUCK EVERYONE and then I dunno the first three-quarters of the Boat of a Million Years by Poul Anderson. (The bits in the future are total arse-dribble. I like to think that's because they're being imagined by Hanno and a Phoenician from 1000BC would be hard-pressed to come up with anything half-decent.)

I always quite liked this one. A mixture of sex appeal and unalloyed demonic terror.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# read it years ago
and still got the book. you can skip about 400 pages without missing aanyrhing important
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# That's true in any book
I can skip whole books of the Lord of the Rings and not miss anything important. Stephen King's always* had the philosophy that it's not the ending that counts but the getting there, which is fortunate because the endings of his books often suck.

* He probably first started saying this after people pointed out that the ending the Dark Tower sucked shit. It did.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Would:D
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Come and take her
She's ready and waiting

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# FuckFuckFuck
(herman:D, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
i went to the harryhausen exhibition at the london film museum today.

Aceness - they had a few of those skeleton chappies on display
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Just like a sword.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)