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# written entirely by an infinite number of typewriters using monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# well that all appears to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# ^ What Little Miss Hairy said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# haha just 3 dutchmen in various costumes trying to make themselves look like 1.7 million
and then sailing away in a clog made for 3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# you know it baby :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# JA!
Dat is heel goed
Edit: Haha, just noticed the funnels going HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# and you think they's say something else?
i think it's the sound of 0.7 million Dutchmen wanking furiously in the engine-room
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# isn't that a little dangerous what with all the throbbing pistons and whatnot?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# not to mention all the engine parts
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Scientifically speaking
Nothing's dangerous if one is Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Logging into B3ta today
is like when you are reading a book and turn over two pages at once. Or maybe it is just me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# It's a Facebook thing Mediocre posted saying that 3 Dutchmen had died on the Titanic "Think of the dutchmen!"
and this is what developed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Ah, Facebook
Without which there would be no Jeremy Kyle show. I'm afraid I don't subscribe and am thus a social leper.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# You should join us on the Facebook side, together we could rule the galaxy!
Burberry is optional.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# From what I hear
I would never keep up and soon lose all the virtual friends I never knew I had in the first place. I wouldn't know how to cope with that!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I logged on the other day for the first time in about three months
They'd rearranged everything again, and other people's bands and shit were spamming my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# You only have to accept the friends you know
so you can be as picky as you like. It can be as ridiculous as b3ta at times we have a Kylieball thing running where we totally reinvented rugby to include unicorns, naked rugby players, a naked Ronnie Corbet covered in bees as the referee the ball is a unicorn egg and the goals are Bouncy castles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# You are talking to someone
who has a mobile phone that only makes phone calls. It does do texts, but as virtually no-one has my number it doesn't bleep much.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hear, hear!
I have a mobile only because my employer required me to have it and provided it, and it was at least a year before I used it to send a text.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I use mine as an alarm clock
apart from that it's a rather fancy dust-gatherer. I get crap reception where I live as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I love you two ladies more and more with each passing day!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Well call me old fashioned,
but if I am out the house it is because I am DOING SOMETHING. And if I'm doing something, I don't have time to talk on the phone! If I did, whatever I was doing probably wasn't important and I could have stayed at home.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# no
this episode was written in 1911 and it was deemed "too before the event" and it was decided to wait until now to release :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# So this should be compo'd then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# ^this
COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Written on 9/11 you say?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# so sad when the titanic crashed into that huge tower on it's maiden voyage and dropped out of the sky onto an unsuspecting hindenberg.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Oh the huge Mediocrity!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I'm mediocre!!!
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# On the contrary, I heard your wife was above average
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# So long as she's not underneath Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# No, she comes first
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# If the man is attentive
the lady always comes first
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)