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[challenge entry] Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... oh, right...
right...

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Ever read "The Pro"?
It deals with the tricky issue of a Superman-type spewing forth his seed.

And the unfortunate consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# utterly love the pro
however i have now lent the third copy i have bought out to someone who has 'lost' it.

recommend it to everyone on this board of deviants (not the god mod mind, they'd be terribly offended)
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# No, for them I'd recommed 'Jesus vs Zombies'.
A rather amusing tale of a future second-coming battling Zombies in a scorched earth as the last defence of a Catholic megacity. That then takes a rather dark twist cleverly lifted straight from Alien 4...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I'm not aware of it though
this was inspired by the conversation in Mallrats where they discuss how Lois Lane's womb wouldn't be strong enough to take Superman's joof, he'd blast straight through her back like a shotgun etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# this doesn't sound like the same "Pro" that I've got
Although it's a few years since I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Sounds reet good
I got the first collected issues of The Boys, which is great fun.

right i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# That's fucked up but funny.
He hits an airliner doesn't he?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Yes.
Then rescues it without any kecks on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Looks like the crew and passengers took one for the team.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Looks good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# can you imagine trying to get the stains out of the sheets?
fuck it, i'm off home.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Agh! Its that whale-bothering thingy from 'Star Trek: The voyage home!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# as long as it's not the other whale botherer
The planet Magrathea
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Except this one's after the Physeter macrocephalus
instead of Megaptera novaeangliae.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahaha..
and haa

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Ahahaha'kinhell
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# utterly splendid
supersonic accelejaculate FTW
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I clicked this ages ago, but invisable clicks ain't the same as actually saying woo ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)