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# It is the last day of my holidays and I'm looking for something fun to draw this afternoon but I am lacking inspiration


As per Drunken Miss Muffet's suggestion Ben Fogle wrestling with an elderly tortoise

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# The death of irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# That's a tough one
I could draw Alanis Morissette being beaten to death with 10000 spoons instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# *Gets TRFH*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# TRFH?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Testicle rifle for hire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Tuscan Raider's Furry Honeytrap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# The red footed hen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Thank rascals for hodlums
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Tom Reynolds fingered Hayley
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I've been a hummus-free zone for days now.
Some would say years, but that would be uncharitable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I would not say days, just mere moments.
Several long, tedious moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# So are we.
Good luck on your mission.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Tits with tits with tits with tits
with tits on top of the tits with tits with tits with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# ^With added tits^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# hrmm
smexy
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I just watched last nights Channel 4 comedy thing
the prolonged unfunny standup has left me hummusless
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Did you clock this earlier?
www.b3ta.com/board/10772621

Not sure if it's 100% your bag but might be an interesting thing to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I did yes, and have sent him a link to my website on the freakish chance it's the sort of thing he's after
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Oh great another person wasting a thread, hoping for fawning comments.
Make sure you don't respond to anyone's comments when you've posted it!

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# don't be nasty to him,
being nasty is worse than wasting threads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# no do be nasty
this place has gone right down hill with people not being nasty like we used to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# this place is so nasty now
it was never like this in the good old days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# XD Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Is thread wasting really so much of a problem with the board moving as slowly as it is?
The image I posted yesterday is still on the bottom of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# They say he carved it from a bigger spoon..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# yes it's inherently evil, you'd better delete this thread
NO! don't delete the thread, that's worse than holocaust aids
But there's nothing in the faq to say not to and the site was designed with a delete button, surely to be used?
That's not important right now my own personal FAQ is the one you should be following
etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# To be fair, its a waste that gets a lot more response than half the shit i spend hours photoshopping so fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# yep, that's totally how it works here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# draw a hot chick with a sword
fighting robotic ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# or draw a robotic chicken with a ninja
fighting hot swords
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I recommend that draw to something yummy cakes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# a hot chick with yummy cakes!
and a sword
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# A hot sword-swallower
with a yummy sword
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
# A queue of strapping great rugby players
taking it in turns to do your mum up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ^actually this
but they must all have rabbit ears and big tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# oh hai J"what shall I draw 'th day"J
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I did think about entitling it "bobby bob bob's pale imitation of JollyJack's cartoon time"
but I thought it would be self evident
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# A robot giving birth
or

Ben Fogle wrestling with an elderly tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# In retrospect
maybe with Fred written on her back in emulsion
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# A hyena wearing a gorilla suit lying in a hammock juggling three aubergines, in the middle of Oxford Street on a busy Saturday afternoon
added rabbit ears and tits entirely up to you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# pretty much a typical Oxford street scene really
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Last night I had a dream I met George Osborne
I told him he needed to get some better PR because everyone thought he was a complete dick.

Draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# count duckula slowly fisting dangermouse while wanking him off into dogtanian's face.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I usually spend the last day of holidays indulging in the sport of kings*
* going down the pub at lunchtime and drinking all afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# a man-sized bacterium
with several engorged flagella questing blings for the stinking, batter encrusted muffhole of the naked baglady who is lying on a park bench languidly frotting herself with a bottle of holstein pils.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Brass rubbings
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Thanks Bobby
There is a story behind that idea. Someone once sent a clipping from a TV guide to Private Eye, reading "Animal Park: An elderly tortoise fights for its life. With Ben Fogle."
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# haha
I love stuff like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Right in the mufflon
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Blonde pole-limpits.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I want...
...a monkey wearing a cowboy hat and riding a tricycle.
But it must be animated!
(minimalist ..., Mon 21 May 2012, 15:29, archived)