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# Whoopy goldberg's career has dropped quite dramatically since she didn't get the part in Sister Act: The Musical, playing her former character in the original Sister Act movie.
OH MY GOD, WHERE THE HELL DID THAT AUTOCOMPLETE COME FROM?
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# also if she married peter cushing she'd be whoopi cushing
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# And a necrophiliac
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# no one mentioned sex, weirdo
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# And if she married Dido
She'd be Whoopi Dido.
(not really since Dido is her first name, but you get the idea)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# or gerard depardieu, she'd be whoopi doopydoo (sort of!)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Haha!
Close enough!
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I also imagine Dido would take Whoopi's surname
She could marry Fido Dido, but he's fictional
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# if she married Don King
and Whoopi was her surname
and for some reason she changed her first name to May

she could be May King-Whoopi

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# And if Donald Sutherland married Donald Duck, he'd be...Donald Duck
oh
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# tim and eric are relaunching her career :)
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)