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# I'm a dad, these days, so I get on here even less :-(
But hey, there's a whole vein of humour to be tapped. I just need to find the bloody time. Seriously, if you think you're busy now, wait til you have a kid. Then the second. Then you just think... wow, what did I used to do with all my spare time before? Oh yeah, forums, b3ta, etc.

Anyway, if you're a parent you might appreciate this:



If you're not a parent you can sigh.

See you again in a couple of years!
(clopinettes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Awesome
I have no idea what you are fucking on about, but this requires more Cindy:





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# everything needs more Cindy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
# it needs 200% more cindy in a sparkly nude body suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Nude body suit?
What new witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Phwoar blimey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 2:58, archived)
# This is perfection
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# hot chick with a sword
more of this needed on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Who is this Cindy?
I need more pics to study her sword moves
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:54, archived)
# Here you go :)
adland.tv/commercials/pocari-sweat-cindy-crawford-dragon-battle-1986-30-japan
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Thanks.
Those are some nice moves
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I love how this is actually from an advert for Sweat
Pocari Sweat. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Too. Fucking. True.
I'm also a dad of two shits angels so I completely, totally, and utterly get this. And don't even get me started on what clothes they want to wear. And then there's hairbands. IT'S JUST A FUCKING HAIRBAND LET ME PUT IT ON YOU.

I love them with all my being and that is 100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:21, archived)
# I have two little shit munchers as well
.... You had me at hairbands!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Sigh?
I just RISed myself. I'll get right on making a baby and see if i understand this any better
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:55, archived)
# I think I understand
whatever they like to eat one day will generally not be the same thing they like eat the next day. Not the same thing but I have a dog who's equally this fussy which means buying her dog food is always an experience.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Dogs prefer simpler choices
like eat it or starve. Kids are the same.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# arf
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:20, archived)