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(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ahahahah, Kitler looks so pissed off.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Because he is.
Always.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# The Fast and the Fuhrerious
Adolf looks very concerned.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# original pic:
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# hmmm...
*strokes imaginary goatee*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# strokes imaginary goatse?
hmmm...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Well I wouldn't want to stroke the real one.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# *looks like he's weighing the morals of the experiment*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Imagine the Fuehrer over this.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# yuk yuk yuk
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha puntastic.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Heh heh heh! Kitler looks less than pleased :D
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# That's nothing...
...wait till moggy/insectchild/dave sees it
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah, he/she/they gave me a right bollocking the other day...
seeming unaware of the fact that I wasn't the one that gutted the cat and make a helicopter out of it.
There's too much electronics work involved.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# She gets off on protest.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I even pointed out at one point that her translation (of what you said) had failed
but she took that to mean that HER translation of what she said was faulty

I started to twitch at this point

then I mentioned a story about a kitten that a friend and me came up with

and she got angry about that

on the basis that the story that we came up with several months ago would obviously be a fucking helicopter cat

SHE IS NOT EVEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND

meh.

I'm going to draw a cartoon character now, and give them a backstory.
edit: I might fucking give them propellers too
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Moggy is indeed a peculiar one.
And I imagine the universe collectively belmed and went "DUHHH!"

I've been trying to develop a character... which is just a fox based on me, but has no gas mask and isn't bollock-naked.

EDIT: and give it a propeller willy. That it uses to fly about with.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I need to practice drawing the same thing over and over again
but the whole thought of it depresses me

but I have to do it

:/

it's almost like actual work
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Welcome to my world :D
Best thing to do I find is keep drawing a character in different ways until you get it perfect then use that one perfect picture as reference so it stays consistent.

I'm working on an A-Z of my interests in this style for a banner for the studio at uni so I'll have to do them all in one go if I'm gonna keep it looking consistent.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I know, I'll just do half arsed drawings and call them WIP's
where the hell is my photosoup disk :/
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Hey!
That's my trick. You find your own.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# I'm hiding in your ceiling


Always making notes.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Bah!
I thought the noises were Ceiling Cat.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# ceiling cat was taking flying lessons

(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I just upload any old shit
but nothing that might get me called a dirty yiffer again.

At least not any more. XD
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:01, archived)
# In that case I'll draw a human, who lives with two yiff creatures, one smart, one quite dumb with hidden secret talents and another, a penguin, who if he put his mind to actual effort would probably be successful but likes short cuts
and it'll be based upon the various adventures that they have.

I doubt anyone has had this idea before!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# That's GENIUS!
Oh man, I just had an amusing thought.
Imagine Moggy didn't realize this was a joke and accused you of plagiarism.

It... is a joke, right?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I don't know, let's translate your post into japanese and then back into english so we can be certain.
GENIUS is, got it!
Oh man, I had the interesting idea.
Please try to imagine did not realize you were accused of plagiarism a frowsy, this was a joke.

That's right ... you are kidding?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Heh heh, "frowsy"...
*consults dictionary* scruffy in appearance.

Oh, so me then.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# maybe it thinks I made a frowsy plagarism!
sounds dirty.

edit: would it be plagarism or some kind of fucking surreal meta-trolling ?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# The same could be said about parody, which so far is okay.
But that sounds valid too. If it was the intention, of course.

The "film" "company" The Asylum have been ripping off movies for years yet somehow avoid being legally bumfucked. I wanna know how they do it.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# heh, give me about.. half an hour or so..
inconsequential art. comming soon
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# *scribbles*
I think I'll upload this next scribble. It's rather humourous.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# christ.. still not done
I'll be done before 9pm, I'm certain.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Here's mine.
Heard of a fella with this tattoo. I almost shat laughing.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# fuck me, I would have been done if I was using photoshop
9:30 pm, I will be done at latest, unless I get a snack.

This really isn't going to be worth the wait but fuck it, I'm going to post it and let forth the something.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Oh I dunno, I'm sure it will be. ^^
Did you get a scanner sorted out? I'm thinking of investing in a portable one of sorts... if such a thing exists.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# AND DONE!
got a scanner.. but I'm not convinced by it, plus I'm using paint.net which is a fucking pain

it really is a pain.

and it still does stupid things.

right, ALL DRAWN.
can't be arsed to put them together as one image, it'd be huge anyway.
Let's Hope I don't get killed in the face.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Ziggy says there is a 97.3% probability that you're here to sweep chimneys in a shit cockney accent
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Not with my cuffs showing.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Helikitler ftw
:D
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Heil kitler?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I reich it
XD
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# KITLER KOPTER
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# "The Battle Of Kitten"
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Take no prisoners.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# the two player sequel to "ROBOT FIND KITTEN"
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# how to make a Catcopter:......first,we need to roll it flat...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# So THAT'S how McDonald's burgers are made.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# awwwws
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# o/
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Gonna get themselves some fine footage of that fat arsed bint in the bathing pool.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# \o that
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Breadknees
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Survival!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# fantastic
i've yet to do a copter cat pic
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# You call yourself a b3tard?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# HaHaHa :D
i want one
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# There's only one. :D
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Flyin' f'lion
That's all I can come up with after two hours.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# needs more punk rock
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)