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# Mrowww, ace!
I once nearly cut my neck open on a dodgem. My cousin was driving it and I was wearing a loose T-shirt with the necessary scratchy, abrasive seat-belt.
Every time we 'bumped' cars the belt scraped against my neck - I tried to tell him this but he wanted to get his money's worth.
At the end of the ride I was proper bleeding I was... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DODGEM SINCE because I'm too old for them now
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
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because I'm too old for them now due to the conditions of signing the register

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# This is a sad story.
The sort of story you read just before "...and was found driving the wrong way down the M14".
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Burt Reynolds did that once...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpUHXW_ky18 (0:25)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# There's never much cushioning on the one car I end up getting.
I'm surprised my spine hasn't been jarred loose from the impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# they aren't exactly Lexuses are they
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:16, archived)
# More like gutted-out mobile discos.
They're painted just as garish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I love fairground artwork
not for it's merit as such but for the sheer fact that so much effort goes into something that looks so fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# And violates so many copyrights and trademarks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# haha, this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# There is quite a sinisiter ambience to some of the artwork.
Especially some of the older stuff in the Pleasure Beach. As an easily-disturbed child (some may say "pansy"), it was quite a fearsome place to be.

Of course, the shit I draw now is ten times worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# but it's not accompanied by screaming music and flashing lights
and manned by skinny blokes with more STDs than teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# It could be if you asked him nicely.
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# I didn't like it.
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# :D
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# I like the ones in namco park in London.
If you can get them up to speed you can actually drift them.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
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I once nearly cut my neck open on a cat. My cousin was fellating it and I was wearing a loose T-Shirt with a quarter-cup bra underneath.
Every time he 'blew' it, the cat scratched my neck - I tried to tell him but he wanted to get the money shot.
At the end of the scene I was proper bleeding I was...AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A CAT-PORN FILM SINCE because I prefer dogs anyway
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# You too eh.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)