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# Well, now they've found it...
...they're going to have to 'repurpose' CERN...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
# bumpercats ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
#
ftw Ho
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
bumpercats Westward
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:46, archived)
# you're on..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# haha
but needs more gippo hanging off the back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Partycat colluder!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# :D
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Mrowww, ace!
I once nearly cut my neck open on a dodgem. My cousin was driving it and I was wearing a loose T-shirt with the necessary scratchy, abrasive seat-belt.
Every time we 'bumped' cars the belt scraped against my neck - I tried to tell him this but he wanted to get his money's worth.
At the end of the ride I was proper bleeding I was... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DODGEM SINCE because I'm too old for them now
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
because I'm too old for them now due to the conditions of signing the register

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# This is a sad story.
The sort of story you read just before "...and was found driving the wrong way down the M14".
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Burt Reynolds did that once...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpUHXW_ky18 (0:25)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# There's never much cushioning on the one car I end up getting.
I'm surprised my spine hasn't been jarred loose from the impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# they aren't exactly Lexuses are they
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:16, archived)
# More like gutted-out mobile discos.
They're painted just as garish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I love fairground artwork
not for it's merit as such but for the sheer fact that so much effort goes into something that looks so fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# And violates so many copyrights and trademarks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# haha, this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# There is quite a sinisiter ambience to some of the artwork.
Especially some of the older stuff in the Pleasure Beach. As an easily-disturbed child (some may say "pansy"), it was quite a fearsome place to be.

Of course, the shit I draw now is ten times worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# but it's not accompanied by screaming music and flashing lights
and manned by skinny blokes with more STDs than teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# It could be if you asked him nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I like the ones in namco park in London.
If you can get them up to speed you can actually drift them.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
I once nearly cut my neck open on a cat. My cousin was fellating it and I was wearing a loose T-Shirt with a quarter-cup bra underneath.
Every time he 'blew' it, the cat scratched my neck - I tried to tell him but he wanted to get the money shot.
At the end of the scene I was proper bleeding I was...AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A CAT-PORN FILM SINCE because I prefer dogs anyway
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# You too eh.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
ACES!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Fluffeh science ftw :D
*clickies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# "Needs more .."
No, it doesn't need more of anything - except maybe for clicks. WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# If this is always I don't angry.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# you know no angry now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Miiiiiiiaaaaaaooooooooooow!!!!!*
*Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Whee!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# \o/
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# ha
this is £2.6 billion well spent
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# rePURRpose
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# nice
but it'll take more than kittens to cheer me up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# What's up Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# the at key is broken
i can't get onto facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# here, have some of mine @@@@@@@@@@@@
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# i.e. copy and paste you daft mare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# fuck, i'm a brainwrong today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# No need to show off
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Just because you're a little miss miser knickers doesn't mean that the rest of us aren't more generous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# run OSK
then you can 'type' what you want
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# bloody american keyboard
the at key is cleverly disguised as the quotation marks over the number 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Here's an @
Copy and paste it and hey presto!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# TOO LATE TOO LATE
NER NER NER NER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# that's not the worst of it
i'm stuck dogsitting again. the dogs stink and there's nothing to mix the gin with!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Bath him and use the leftover water as mixer, win fucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# i'm not averse to a hair of the dog, but that's going too far
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Well nip to the shop and buy a bottle of tonic for 80p
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# left my purse at home
coffee it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Have a rummage down the sofa.
There'll be a quid somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# you must be joking!
my sister needs to be three feet taller just to be up to her neck in debt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I was going to suggest something similar
Only with the dogs going in a blender
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# i'd rather do that
but without the mixing it with the gin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Have a lolipop then.
Or kick the fucker in the crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# i've got a lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# \o/ Success!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Hell... if that's not convincing I don't know what is...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
#
prd.aps.org/abstract/PRD/v85/i12/e123506
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# they weren't meant to be there but they..
lepton at the last minute
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# this is so b3ta it hurts!
- good to have you posting again, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)