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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SHEDS


Let's all photoshop sheds. Sheds in the Olympics. Sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War. Sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un. Challenge suggested by boris the spider.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# its like dejavou all over again

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# a tad of fuck there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# SHEDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# How did this come about, really?
I heard some controversy about QOTW and sheds, but thats all i know...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Rob seemed to dislike the QOTW sheds thing, which was killed very rapidly
after being taken over by trolls. So I've entertained myself occasionally banging on about sheds and put it as a challenge. It'll be good if people decide to do something really daft with them. After all, Pylons went down startlingly well given that it was about pylons.

I suspect my account will be barred within minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] This is... SHEDDDDD

(I knew this gif would come in handy for something...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Everything comes to those who wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Cunts
I hate those Internet Cunt Sheds. Cunts.
(Minneapolis Fuckhat needs bleach for her tuppence, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "FUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# The Fat Controller goes postal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# i love sheds.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# best of all the domiciles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# +1
^^ Hat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# YES
(WiggZ, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# but i thought we all voted for celebrity poos
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# NOT AN OLYMPIC SHED
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# SHEDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I do not understand the contest, such as. But, will do their best ^_^
(spanishfly 2, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# result!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# That's a long username
Shall we call you ICDITSOTCIAITGTOCKWMODXDKTKB for short?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# i think they're having a go at you
... over the budding co. supplies sub-standard materials
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Oh now, that angle didn't occur to me
I was wondering if there were any Fall Fashions jokes that might begin gaining in popularity as a result of these sheds. People like sheds in autumn, right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# oh hell naw
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Certainly I know a fair few people keep springs in their sheds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# please don't get 'you know who' started on the springs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha
he's ignoring me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# no wai!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# yah wai!
edit: well, probably not actually, just if he leaves it this long after someone's been banging on about fall fashions and spring designs or whatever, he must be paying little attention to them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Sorry guys
I'm right here and these missed opportunities are killing me, but honestly I'm not in any shape to even sort out a couple of links.
I pulled a muscle in my back this morning, I don't even know how, and pretty much every time I breath the muscles go into spasm.
I got back from the Urgent Care place and the pharmacy about 35 minutes ago. The muscle relaxants are already kicking in and the Percoset should be riding nicely on top of that in about 45 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# When that doesn't happen reach for the morphine
It's good shit.

(Seriously, that all sucks. Good luck with the pills.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Morphine hasn't worked that well for me in the past
to the point where a nurse once asked me suspiciously, "is there some reason why you might have a high tolerance for opiates?" after pumping a third dose into me.
Hydromorphone, on the other hand... ohhhhh yeah.

Oh and cheers :) I'm sure I'll be fine soon enough. It's just a muscle pull I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# haha I'm totally fucked now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# SHEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# SHEDS!
If this doesn't work all B3ta can throw abuse at me.

SHEDS!

My working day tomorrow is going to be taken up with sheds. I might see about a dancing troupe of sheds performing for the Shed Fuehrer while he signs an agreement to wage undying war on the giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)