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# There are my characters
a really shit cartoon

On the left is Jackson Knoblimbs and on the right is Sally Splayfeet.

I do not have backstory for these characters.

Sally has a fish slice for a hand, I do not know how this situation had occured.

edit: it is not in any way resemblant of a fish slice, I offer no apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:43, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:46, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, archived)
# This is art and it's bloody great.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Yeah! Let's push the boundaries of everything!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:42, archived)
# animate it!
hard!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:58, archived)
# no way man
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:51, archived)
# you're right, I'll draw a censored version
edit: FILTH

naked woman holding a france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I wish that my knees were this happy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)
# just draw smiley knee faces on them
for the ultimate in...

*puts on sunglasses*

Happykneesss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Poignant and thought-provoking.
Jackson Knoblimbs, of course, representing man's primal desires, and Sally Splayfeet representing... umm...

Poignant and thought-provoking!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:53, archived)
# She's blatantly the repressed female working classes
desperately trying to run away from the constraints of her social class, but unable to do so because of her handicapped feet. And as for the fish slice, well that's obviously a metaphor for her attempts to prepare complex dishes that do not tally with her station, when she is only ever able to conjure a boil-in-the bag cod fillet with parsley sauce from her left hand (i.e. gauche).
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:58, archived)
# She's doomed to return to the miserable decaying industrial city from whence she came.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:05, archived)
# representing the fall of the Carthagenian Empire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Now there's a fella who's hand i would gladly shake
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:54, archived)
# and shake with vigor!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:01, archived)
# needs more paper bag and repeated posting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Please purchase my imported goods.
U.U
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:02, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10830713
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)
# irresistably so
He's manipulating a joystick

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I officially approve of this post.
Which means fuck all, but feels good to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
# yay
official approval is what I strive for

that and large boxes, filled with cash
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
# The executive committee agree with your sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:30, archived)
# It is good that you are raising awareness of this terrible condition. All over the world people suffer every day because of knoblimbs.
Just 5 pounds a week can buy him some arm condoms and a smegma brush.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Please.. donate, lest I record a radio 4 begathon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:25, archived)
# SRS RISNESS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha
This is the greatest post in the history of b3ta EVER. Also, Splayfeet is the best surname EVER





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:22, archived)
# \o/
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Does Sally have rotor feet?
Is she part helicopter?

Come on man, answer us!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)
# sometime in the past, she yearned for the skies
I do not know the outcome of this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I can relate, as I have a helicopter cock and helicopter nipples
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)
# *rubs chin in intriquement*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)