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(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:40, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:43, archived)
# morning fella, were your dreams full of Kelly Brook?
speaking of which, here's that photo I was on about

(my face removed because it's too early in the morning for that)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Haha - nice!
I had a think about what you said, and if it was 15 years ago, she would have been 17!

You must have been quite the adonis to think you had a chance in hell of chatting her up ;-)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
# it helped not being the average troll shaped game nerd
or 40 year old letch :D
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:00, archived)
# What was she promoting?
With a trashy PVC getup like that, im guessing it was that PC FPS 'sin'? That's probably too recent though...
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:05, archived)
# I can't remember the name of it
you played as one of 4 characters, 2 girls, 2 guys, the other girl was in sort of blue. Possibly a Core/Eidos title?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Oh shit - fighting force! Its all coming back to me now - i used to love that game!
i191.photobucket.com/albums/z267/jourdanz/1113276197-00.jpg
To think you were out trying to pull kelly brook while i was being amazed by the graphics and character models in it...
*regrets youth*
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# that's the fella :)
it was a great game
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:13, archived)
# You know - i think i actually still have it somewhere in the loft at my moms house
With a 50p sticker on the box from when we tried to car boot it many years ago :-D
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# the one in the back looks like freebase
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# You guys sound like my internal monologue 15 years ago
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# this was 15 years ago
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND SAY HI
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# hi?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:07, archived)
# back in the 90s
I worked for a training and consultancy company
My mate and colleague was totally in lust with KB.

He had to go and do a weeks training at Triumph Underwear here in Swindon. She was their poster girl at the time

The poor sod had to try and teach Word and Excel for a week in a room totally adorned with lifesize posters of her in various items of lingerie.

When I say 'poor sod', I of course mean 'jammy cunt'
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I do not wish to read the words "jammy cunt"
in the same context as Kelly Brooke, thank you very much.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# hmmm. good point
how about 'honey pot'?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# TRIGGER WARNIN
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# but.. but..
then they aren't the fuel surely?

this particular piece of pedantry i think is born of recently starting to re-watch Breaking Bad
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:59, archived)
# I appreciate your concerns
but it's just to get the joke across
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:04, archived)
# in that case
let me let out a small guffaw with clenched buttocks

Hurr Hurr!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:28, archived)
# EMC^2Me2U
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# The cat looks so old in the new season of red dwarf
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:49, archived)
# You're confusing science with fascism.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:35, archived)
# you're confusing fascism with extremist atheism
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:39, archived)
# You're confusing a belief (or lack of it) with an action.
I strongly disbelieve in fairies but I don't go burning washing up liquid.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# hence my use of the word extremist
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# but this will make Religion Soup!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Falco: one night in bangkok
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Yours is better than mine!

So I'll plop this here.. :-)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# hahah
took me a second
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# groan!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Thorougly deserving of a spang!
:-)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Not my proudest moment...

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# very good
I still can't believe, millions in this world, believe in, kill for and die for, any of these fairy tales? o_O
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Frankly, I wish more Christians would actually follow Christianity.
Like caring for the poor and weak and sick, and forgiving people, and loving your neighbour, and not being greedy, and being in favour of peace and against fighting and killing, and that.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I love this.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# For a better world...YES!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)