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# Sparkly wankers.
Old school vampires, (the pre-Dracula ones), were fucking horrible things, according to legend.
Vicious, stinking, re-animated corpses who knew no kung-fu and didn't dress like nihilistic Victorians.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:46, archived)
# much like Oprah Winfrey
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
WIfey now want's to know what I'm chuckling at!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# oprah smeared in the entrails of her victims, the dire consequence of her lust for the iron rich blood of life
her eyes glowing hatefully in the last cruel illumination her prey will ever know in this realm of existence.*

Jesus, already it's more manly than Twilight.

Even if there were a few my little ponies(r) frolicking in the same scene it'd still be more manly than Twilight.


*Dear Oprah, if you are reading this, it's just a joke, I have no money so please don't sue me, I'm too little to be sued, KTHANXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# however, should she take the idea and make a film you should stipulate that you want 10%
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)
# In the novel
Dracula's a beardy weirdy with dirty fingernails. Exactly like Robert Pattinson.

Has anyone read the novel? I'm not being daft - it's just nobody ever says "yes" when I ask. It's only short and really rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# "I promise you that it's short and really good"
I wonder how successful that line is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# HaHa!!!! Never worked for me!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Aye, and he had a moustache, not a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Initially,
But as he becomes more youthful when he arrives in England I'm sure his face fungus grows...
www.literature.org/authors/stoker-bram/dracula/
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Yes, but I thought it was a bit poo
Started well and went downhill
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Exactly, they should be hideous creatures, not sparkling ponces.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:06, archived)
# This film does the old myths justice...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaRuTfYDb2w
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Good flick! Also enjoyed Mulberry Street by the same director.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I hold a Horror-Thon every Hallowe'en, and this, (along with 'Rare Exports' and 'Troll Hunter'), were last year's winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Troll Hunter was very well done! Haven't seen the other.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Well worth your time - another cinematic winner from the North Lands.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0WMcEaK0hQ
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:27, archived)
# One of my housemates has got this, might lend it. Looks pretty damn good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:22, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)