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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:12, archived)
# He doesn't need glasses,
he just wears them so people can realise the difference and don't punch him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# He turned down a knighthood the other day
he's a top geezer

also, Morrissey did wear glasses
www.google.co.uk/search?q=morrissey+glasses&aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D3&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=WHTTUPPWAdS7hAeW5IHwBA&biw=963&bih=429&sei=XXTTUMvGIYuBhQe7l4HQBA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I dunno, ever since what he did to The Beach I've hated him.
even the olympics bollocks hasn't redeemed him in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I see what you mean
I also see this guy
files.list.co.uk/images/2007/08/02/sean.lock.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:31, archived)
# all three
are the same person
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Clark Kent got away with it for years
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:48, archived)
# but only one is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] also NWIOT!!
Human beings are actually 99% water
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Well at least yours is true :)
(ish, it's more like 80%)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Do they have to be true??
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Agree with you.
Not true, just convincing...or not
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
Fuck off, Broadsword!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:26, archived)