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# British people were upset because beefburgers usually contain beef, not horse.
If it had said 'horseburger', it wouldn't have been a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# That and the fact
the horsemeat had clearly not been passed for human consumption, as we didn't know it was there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# In other words...
Riding horse meat was used??!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# aren't all horses ridable?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Non-edible
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# what makes them non-edible?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Because There are some eat horse meat culture in Japan.
Its culture is not in Japan in general. It exists only in high-end restaurant.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# So disgusting that only rich people eat it
just to show off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# *surreptitiously scrapes caviar into bin*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I'm anything but rich
but I do love caviar. Ritz biscuit, slice of hard boiled egg and caviar on top, NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# well,
Lah-de-dah

=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# It is simply
a matter of style.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Mmm fish embryo on chicken period
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I'm a carnivore
Everything I eat was one or the other once.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Humans are just freakish creatures anyway.
-I mean, we breed by prodding a thing in a hole and then grow one of ourselves in a giant, fluid-filled cyst, before trying to squeeze it out in unbearable agony. Some of us do it several times.
-Our societies can barely exist without creating an 'us and them' mentality, which usually leads to the 'them' being marginalised and oppressed.
-Our evolutionary success partially derives from our ability to eat other creatures that aren't that dissimilar to us. There is also evidence to suggest that humans once widely practised endocannibalism.
-We enjoy looking at cat videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# You speak wisely, young one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# *squeaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# our evolutionary success partially derives from
our willingness to eat things that have evolved to cause pain to anyone trying to eat it, purely for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# fugu?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# oh yeah that too,
although I was thinking of chillies, and indeed onions (which are highly toxic to dogs, I found out).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Birds can't taste the capsaicin in chillies
For they are the devil's creature! Eat more birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Chillies are fruit. Chillies want to be eaten, that's the whole point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# The meat would be extremely tough
You'd probably have to hang it for a good few weeks to make something out of it that anyone would want to eat. That or use a really big sledgehammer, which might seem a bit disrespectful to poor Nobbin.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# No; the point is
nobody knows what horsemeat was used. Every cow in the UK has a 'passport' and is traceable throughout the system. I wouldn't mind eating horse, but I'd want to know it has been checked for disease etc before I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Given my passport cost about seventy quid
I think it's pretty fucking profligate of the UK government to dish them out to cows willy-nilly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Oh be fair
If your entire life consisted of standing in a field then being killed and eaten, you can't begrudge them a holiday. Strange so few cows take up the option.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# True
But cows can't go on planes -- too big -- and and things tend to happen to them when they pass through France. Being eaten is bad enough but being eaten raw by a Frenchman? The mind shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# this
the problem is not what is in things generally

but why "random things are suddenly in things" that should not be in things.

Wow, poor standards in the meat industry, how completely surprise

innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# see
in every supermarket there's a special, unmarked area for people who have been playing 'Reconciling the Seemingly Disparate'

sometimes I got to Tesco just to find that shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# but hamburger contains no ham
due to the power of geography

this is very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)