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From the Don't Visit Britain challenge. See all 80 entries (closed)

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Right that's enough.
I am off... someone can have my place in Britain.


(Hmmm... I think you've cracked it there, Boris)
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# A deterrent of mass destruction
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:54, archived)
# It will, indeed, Rain Down.

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Would the last one out please turn off the light.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Jesus He Knows Smee



imjussayin
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# This is currently true
Buster's still on the BBC iplayer...
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)
# I'm not familiar with the BBC iplayer but if that's on the menu it must suck.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
now that's going too far
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:03, archived)
# I think he lives in Switzerland
for tax avoidance purposes
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:03, archived)
# and everyone else moved out of Switzerland
for cunt avoidance purposes
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Today I will mostly be calling famous people cunts.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Haha!!!!! A man needs a hobby.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:06, archived)
# there are a lot of such people to get through, you'd better get started
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Fuck it. let's just do this
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:13, archived)
# HaHa! Too true. He is a massive shithead.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Not always.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Laugh? Cry? Go for a dump??
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Maybe he's dating Tina Turner,
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# he does
he said if Labour got in he'd move to Switzerland

easiest voting decision ever
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:06, archived)
# he does, he recently bought a property known as a brothel catering for SS officers
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Jointly with Max Mosley I presume.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Apparently Phill Collins enjoys Auschwitz themed parties where he's a sexy jew and he gets fisted by a man dressed as Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
#

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:28, archived)
# that's smee in the cor-knerr, that's smee, makin a carll, to Rekarll
that's smee makin a carll to Rekarll
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:31, archived)
# HaHaHa!!! very good!
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
# i found it somewhere and optimized/clipped it so it looped

imjussayin
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:34, archived)
# mysterious and a bit sexy.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# it's from Black Narcissus
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# That sounds expensive
Just the GEL costs alone.
Lucky he lives in Switzerland where they probably do a lot of Nazi bum widening.

(I have a friend from Austria in his sixties who left because his family etc. "missed the old days". {8-(
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:35, archived)
# as a Nazi i find this offensive
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# For balance, a Jewish friend had half of her Lithuanian family incinerated.
She left S. Africa cause she was sick of watching black people being beaten half to death.

We're a happy little bunch.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# everything burns
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Torture
:D
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll get my Jacket
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Why?
No Jacket Required
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# OH!!!!!!!!! I wish I had a frying pan.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
# You know, he still hasn't denied writing the "Go Compare" jingle
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:00, archived)