Piss off and read the FAQ you moron.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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Sorry - moran. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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Just trying to pick the correct hair colour. Is she a natural blonde?edit - ignore my question, i've just noticed her sideburns.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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The disparaging cheese.Once upon-a-time there was a cheese that lived in a small box filled with straw. It was known throughout the kingdom for its wisdom in financial and legal matters. The king's subjects would come from the countryside and from the other towns in the realm to ask the cheese for its advice.
The cheese, being a dairy product, soon became weary of providing free legal and financial advice. It also became despondent because, though it was well respected, it wasn't liked by the populace. They would take the free advice yet snigger behind the cheese's back, remarking how smelly the cheese was and what a dreary little straw-filled box it lived in.
As time went on, the cheese became curter with its advice and angrier with its supplicants. It still offered the free financial and legal advice, but it was no longer delivered in a friendly tone and the cheese was downright rude when questioned on other topics outside of finance and law.
One day it was asked its opinion upon people wasting threads on the popular community site b3ta.com, and whether it had anything to say upon people who couldn't or wouldn't read the FAQ despite the regulars' promptings to do so forthwith. "What twats," said the cheese.
(The cheese, being a dairy product, soon became weary of providing free legal and financial advice. It also became despondent because, though it was well respected, it wasn't liked by the populace. They would take the free advice yet snigger behind the cheese's back, remarking how smelly the cheese was and what a dreary little straw-filled box it lived in.
As time went on, the cheese became curter with its advice and angrier with its supplicants. It still offered the free financial and legal advice, but it was no longer delivered in a friendly tone and the cheese was downright rude when questioned on other topics outside of finance and law.
One day it was asked its opinion upon people wasting threads on the popular community site b3ta.com, and whether it had anything to say upon people who couldn't or wouldn't read the FAQ despite the regulars' promptings to do so forthwith. "What twats," said the cheese.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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There's something for everyone in this!Well, the OP, at least, anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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indeedthe tragic tale of a cheese and how it's soul was destroyed by the hatred and greed of others.
poor cheese.
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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I liked this story
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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heart warmingand heart breaking
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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Can I suggest that youuse the 'edit' button and keep your in-joke to one thread.
Stops the broken images pushing other people's work off the board.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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