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# After the horsemeat scandal, news came out of how other foodstuffs were prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:28, archived)
# FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Fokken prawns.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Crevette? Like a posh neckerchief?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Only if you want funny looks and wrinkled noses from people you meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Go on, smell my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:41, archived)
# God, it's like a Qatari fishmonger's in summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:44, archived)
# That reminds me,I must pick up some Nik-Naks from Waitrose tomorrow
(In other news, shouldn't it be "pour elle, pour lui" or "pour femme, pour homme"? You can't mix 'em up)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Very good point!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Next stop: devilled pork.
So many satanic sacrifices for the sausage industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:45, archived)
# dont get me started on the food puns

it ended very badly the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Ha Ha...fuck'im up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# HIT HIM! HIT HIIIIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Knocking 57 varieties of shit out of him.
edit: OH HOLY FUCK - POST 10,000 AND I FUCKING FORGOT!

edit2: you can have a recycled 4,000

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:18, archived)
# VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE WITH REPLIES, YOU FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Any requests?
I can offer you a "fuck off you cunt" or a "nice repost", but after that I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# I'll take both, and gladly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# So I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# *bows gracefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:51, archived)
# you couldn't be arsed to ham-fistedly shop that 4 into a 10 and you want replies?
pfeh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:59, archived)
# If I had a tail, it'd be between my legs.
But more worryingly, I'd be a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:15, archived)
# !!!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Feb 2013, 5:16, archived)
# 'kin THUGS!!!!
poor defenceless ham :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:43, archived)
# It's a gutter ham!
The poor defenseless gutter ham.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:14, archived)
# Saving prawny Ryan.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
# I like the bit with the Tiger Prawn tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:13, archived)
# awww no poor frank
4EVA IN R CURRIEZ
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Forever, there will be a corner of a foreign field
that smells a bit mingey.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# It's old and smells a bit fishy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
# Hahaha top sillys
click :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:51, archived)