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# Always check that product is piping hot before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# No coffee in belgian trains
The country is so small, you need to get off before the coffee has cooled down from plasma to supercritical liquid.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Being a train inspector must be pretty soul-destroying.
You can state 'tickets please' every 10 minutes, every day of the week, but does any fucker ever take the time to agree with you? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I do this.
It's a suprisingly ok job if you are nice to people. As everyone just expects you to be a complete bastard all the time so anything above that catches them off guard.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I've never had the chance to be a bastard to George Osbourne though..
:( One day hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# * Do not drink until the meniscus re-appears
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# You must always blow on the pie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# It appears to have jumped off of the screen and into my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Jumped? Like a racehorse?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Neigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Now I want that for lunch
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:19, archived)
# '100% beef'
I think not.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# The one I made was.
Horse was quite a bit more expensive than beef in Switzerland.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Opening up the possibility of beef labelled as horse.
Then again I'd expect continental types to know what they're eating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Lets not take that pony ride again.
All the horse puns have flogged.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# Looks like you've fallen into the trap already and come up with a crop.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# What? Oh no.
Gallops off into the distance...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Oh, it is...
McDonalds have gotten away with this statement for years now because it's not a descriptor of the product contents, it's the name of the company they buy their burgers from.

Incidentally, it's also a wholly-owned subsidiary of McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:55, archived)
# They are real
We used to get them at the Colonel in Bulford.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# I've never been to Bulford....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)