b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10945223 (Thread)

# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: IRRATIONAL SCIENCE


If irrational nonsense was scientific fact, what would the side effects be? For example, what would be the dangers of swimming in a pool if homeopathy worked? How would a your family tree look if it took into account past life regression? Answering these, and other related questions, are this week's challenge. Suggested by monkeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:14, archived)
# really don't get this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:27, archived)
# RELIGION LOLS
with hilarious consequences
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:33, archived)
# ^ a little bit of this
I understand the point, but as a challenge, I think it may produce a record low in entries?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:34, archived)
# 30 minutes and not one entry..that's a record
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Expect a deluge of entries
from the ones who voted for it any minute now.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:49, archived)
# nearly an hour...oh exciting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got no idea
so have the post of crushing inevitability

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:13, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:13, archived)
# you couldn't have waited one more minute you cunt! :)

spoil sport
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I couldn't hold my wad long enough
it's a common problem with men my age apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:21, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:23, archived)
# How many times do you think he'll be tweeted this picture?
I reckon more than none.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:21, archived)
# what would happen if you believed stuff like..
no hang on,

I thought I had it there...


no it's gone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# I wondered if it was some sort of protest vote when it started to win!
I dunno, a week of 'actual doctor' Gillian McKeith pics?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:14, archived)
# yea was probably to stop the other shit ideas..a week of boris, no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Basically, it is
to make a joke about any of the topics listed on this...
crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/the-venn-diagram-of-irrational-nonsense.html?spref=tw

For example:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:47, archived)
# I feelz fik :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, archived)
# need a degree in quantum physics to enter this one
luckily I just got mine ..phew :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Oh good
Right you first then
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Well done - were you inspired by Johnny Ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:46, archived)
# here is my train of thought on this -
dangers of swimming in a pool if homeopathy worked?
what's wrong with swimming with gay guys?
oh wait, what about that michael barrymore fella?
hmm... that was all a misunderstanding wasn't it?
misunderstanding is a long word isn't it?
it's like congratulations, that goes on for ever...
I think I'll make a brew.
custard creams are well nice!
do i need to photoshop a custard cream?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:37, archived)
# what?
a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars.
You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people,
and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I'd run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? I'd shout
Anyway, my washtub.
I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird.
We'd always have walking-bird at Christmas, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder.
Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called kickball.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Why don't you have a lie-down, Gramps?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)