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# Some crafts instead of arts for a change.


Two spoons and a set for an old method of cord-making called lucet. They were logs yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Why don't you take your French knitting and fuck off back to mumsnet, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm off to bed.
BED.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:00, archived)
# I like your wooden things!
I tried to make a lathe last year. First I built a table to put the lathe on. Then I put my computer on the table. Now it is my computer table and I have no lathe. So much for that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:06, archived)
# Temporary measures are rarely temporary...
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Here...
At least you can have a lathe on your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:44, archived)
# you've ruined those logs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Next week: trained termites for wood carving.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Needs more feather and shit poem
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:14, archived)
# 20 lines of iambic pentameter
subject matter should include memories, love, things you see around you and spoons. Include a reference to "spooning" to make it clever.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:21, archived)
# That's clever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:42, archived)
# I shall try harder next time, sensei.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:21, archived)
# i thought you went to bed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Another cop chase show came on as I was levering my arse off the sofa...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Here, this should get you moving in the right direction
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 2:55, archived)
# As long as we're posting photos
I just finished building this steel mezzanine and curved staircase-

edit- Oh shit, we've killed b3ta by turning it into facebook. The good news is, Thatcher's still dead.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 3:07, archived)
# i refuse to accept that 'mezzanine' is a word
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:51, archived)
# Ooh, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# That's some heavy crafting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:04, archived)
# oooh another welder/fabby on b3ta! i do stuff like this also :)
*nods to fellow steel worker
(orbojunglist, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Yay! Although you most likely will never see this. But if you do
It was a huge project.

The deck is 2x12 redwood. I actually went out on my property and cut a pretty large tree that was looking like it had little life left, and milled up the wood.

It was a far bigger project than I expected. The curved stairs took a month just to figure out and draw.

I could go on and on, but...

So you do steel AND great animations. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 1:56, archived)
# Well, I liked them.
obv ill equipped to comment
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 7:32, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# crackin' and more welcomed than those gurning faced cunts that usually flood the board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:28, archived)
# *Checks mirror*
Hey!

(Thanks!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Nice whittling :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)