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# Shouting out of cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Stunning work, the hair is fabulous!! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# She really needs to floss more frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:42, archived)
# On the way to Eccles?
She can talk...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Yup. Going to a New Model Army gig a couple of years ago with some mates, a car drove past and a young man leaned out and shouted
"GOFFFFS!" at us.

Well, er ... say what you see ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:12, archived)
# ^ hate crime
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:28, archived)
# ^ trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Whilst strolling in to town the other day
a young lad in a passing car leaned out of the window and yelled "Wanker!" at me.
I wonder how he knew?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:17, archived)
# A woman I used to surf with, who had slightly bigger hair
On our way to a beach, while taking a shortcut through a golf course, leaned out of the car window and in her best high pitched femmy shriek shouted "FORE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!"
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:22, archived)
# TEEF!
That is all.

Apart from this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PMlVH-u9j4
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# I wish I could go up stairs like that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# I thought everybody did!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# A Clio went speeding past late the other night, and this guy leaned out to yell abuse at me.
Unluckily for him, he lost his head to a nearby lamp post.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# some guy leaned out of his car and called me a "paki bastard"
pretty funny as I'm a fully signed up card carrying alabaster faced ginger.

His face when he realised this was classic.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Some kids once threw a half eaten apple at me from the top deck of a bus.
If that happened today those kids would be arrested for a hate crime and in prison. PRISON.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# I really like leaning out of the car window and blowing loud raspberries at anybody, everybody.
It makes most people laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# My brother in law
used to have a big flash left hand drive American car.
He would drive it around town with a bucket of water by his feet with a bicycle pump in it. He would pull up beside girls on the pavement as if he was going to ask them something, spray them with a high pressure jet of cold water from the pump, then drive off cackling.
Luckily his sister is not so sadistically inclined,
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)