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# where's an 18-wheeler when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# The goldfish took that out for a joy ride....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:52, archived)
# never trust a goldfish
they have the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Killogs breakfast serial
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:56, archived)
# there's a kellogg's factory right near my house
the smell from the place is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:04, archived)
# can't stand any of their stuff...
All I have for breakfast is rolled outs with cold skimmed milk on...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I don't even have breakfast, unless a coffee and an apple counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I think that it being food and a drink it possibly does! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Might go towards explaining why I'm so thin. Ah well!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:57, archived)
# either that or it might be the aids! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:19, archived)
# You can get the AIDS from apples?!
Nah I've always been this thin. Metabolism is faster than my appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# you can go off a person, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# *starts loading blood into Super Soaker*
Wait, I don't even HAVE appleAIDS. This is pointless THere's a lot of bloofdsggggggggggggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Lemonaids?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Yep you can get appleaids, orangeaids and lemonaids... brussel sprouts cause cancer
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# i'm a toast and coffee person
i don't usually do cereals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I do like toast but it gives me acid unfortunatly :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:30, archived)
# haven't had heartburn for about 5 years
i seem to have swapped it for chronic wind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# I get a lot of silent reflux....
The biggest culprit unfortunatly is habanero sauce which is a bit of a bummmer
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:40, archived)
# i've always got a bottle of that in the cupboard
lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:49, archived)
# I always keep one in
Unfortunatly it's a once a week treat and never 2 days running...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:51, archived)
# i'm lucky, i can eat as many chillies as i like
which is just as well, because i put them in everything from soup to scrambled eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# I was putting them in everything too....
Finished up seeing a specialist, never thought it was the chillies because I'v always eaten them, turned out to be the habanero though, i'm fine with cyan, wasabi gets me too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:10, archived)
# wasabi mash is deliciously psychotic
and great with white fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Mmmmm.... I'll give that a go, I do like mustard mash.
I mixe wasabi, english mustard, habanero, sweet chile, ketchup, cyan, salt, pepper, oregano, tyme, sage, paprika and garlic powder to coat wings and belly pork belly for the final 10 to 20 minutes of cooking
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# ooo, nice
although i might be tempted to swap the sweet chilli for honey or even maple syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:35, archived)
# If you like it try it! I don't like either though
The addition of finely chopped onion, pickled gerkin, fresh crushed garlic and mayo turns it into a great speading sauce for meat. it attacks every part of your pallet from different directions
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it probably keeps well, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Don't what affect it will have on your wind though!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:57, archived)
# i can save money on energy bills by harnessing the power of my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Hmm, I'd have thought he'd take the fish tank out instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:01, archived)
# His fish tank is on the drivers seat of the 18 wheeler....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:02, archived)