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I'v been fasinated with scrolling backgrounds for ages....

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(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:50, archived)

where's an 18-wheeler when you need one?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:51, archived)

The goldfish took that out for a joy ride....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:52, archived)

never trust a goldfish

they have the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:55, archived)

Killogs breakfast serial

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:56, archived)

there's a kellogg's factory right near my house

the smell from the place is terrible

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:04, archived)

can't stand any of their stuff...

All I have for breakfast is rolled outs with cold skimmed milk on...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:15, archived)

I don't even have breakfast, unless a coffee and an apple counts.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:21, archived)

I think that it being food and a drink it possibly does! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:22, archived)

Might go towards explaining why I'm so thin. Ah well!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:57, archived)

either that or it might be the aids! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:19, archived)

You can get the AIDS from apples?!

Nah I've always been this thin. Metabolism is faster than my appetite.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:21, archived)

you can go off a person, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:24, archived)

*starts loading blood into Super Soaker*

Wait, I don't even HAVE appleAIDS. This is pointless THere's a lot of bloofdsggggggggggggggggggggg

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:40, archived)

Lemonaids?

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An Egg ,D, Sun 12 May 2013, 22:36, archived)

Yep you can get appleaids, orangeaids and lemonaids... brussel sprouts cause cancer

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:24, archived)

i'm a toast and coffee person

i don't usually do cereals

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:25, archived)

I do like toast but it gives me acid unfortunatly :-(

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:30, archived)

haven't had heartburn for about 5 years

i seem to have swapped it for chronic wind

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:33, archived)

I get a lot of silent reflux....

The biggest culprit unfortunatly is habanero sauce which is a bit of a bummmer

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:40, archived)

i've always got a bottle of that in the cupboard

lovely stuff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:49, archived)

I always keep one in

Unfortunatly it's a once a week treat and never 2 days running...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:51, archived)

i'm lucky, i can eat as many chillies as i like

which is just as well, because i put them in everything from soup to scrambled eggs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:58, archived)

I was putting them in everything too....

Finished up seeing a specialist, never thought it was the chillies because I'v always eaten them, turned out to be the habanero though, i'm fine with cyan, wasabi gets me too...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:10, archived)

wasabi mash is deliciously psychotic

and great with white fish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:21, archived)

Mmmmm.... I'll give that a go, I do like mustard mash.

I mixe wasabi, english mustard, habanero, sweet chile, ketchup, cyan, salt, pepper, oregano, tyme, sage, paprika and garlic powder to coat wings and belly pork belly for the final 10 to 20 minutes of cooking

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:30, archived)

ooo, nice

although i might be tempted to swap the sweet chilli for honey or even maple syrup

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:35, archived)

If you like it try it! I don't like either though

The addition of finely chopped onion, pickled gerkin, fresh crushed garlic and mayo turns it into a great speading sauce for meat. it attacks every part of your pallet from different directions

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:41, archived)

it probably keeps well, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:55, archived)

Don't what affect it will have on your wind though!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:57, archived)

i can save money on energy bills by harnessing the power of my arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 18:18, archived)

Hmm, I'd have thought he'd take the fish tank out instead.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:01, archived)

His fish tank is on the drivers seat of the 18 wheeler....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:02, archived)

tile that fucker, NOW!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:56, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 15:59, archived)

but, why does the cat keep disappearing behind whitespace?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:01, archived)

because it can

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:03, archived)

It's having a party!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:03, archived)

Existing costs cats around £20 extra in tax a year.

Phasing in and out of reality saves them a couple of quid.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:07, archived)

That's a fantastic picture of a kitten on a skateboard!

Here's something similar I made:

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boris the spider, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:16, archived)

Hahaha yay!

But yours is actually good though :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:21, archived)

I'm trying to scroll the page at such a speed that it looks like that isn't moving.

Woo.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:34, archived)

My pc is that old and crap if I scroll it freezes the animation!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 16:42, archived)

Mine's a fairly new Lonovo and it still does that.

I did kill it once by pouring scotch into though. I fell asleep.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:45, archived)

it maybe firefox then, that's what I'm using

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:47, archived)

YaY scrolling

(herman:D, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:36, archived)

Hahaha yay! scrolling and rolling!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:43, archived)

Rolling, rollins, scrolling..

RAWHIDE!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:45, archived)

Hahaha, both types of music, country AND western!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 May 2013, 17:50, archived)