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# Image Challenge vote
This week's image vote is on the runway. Your choices:

* Morrissey
The Guardian is asking for people to design Morrisseys autobiography cover.
Surely this needs to be done: www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/04/morrisseys-autobiography-design-your-own-front-cover

* Insect Wars
What would have happened if the cockroaches had developed the A-bomb before we did? And other war/insect scenarios.

* Reverse everything.
Make The world backwards. Like the audience on stage with the band watching etc.

* Pies
One-word challenge: pies!

Take-off:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Why can't it ever be Sexy Dutch People?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:29, archived)
# "Reverse everything"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:09, archived)
# No contest.
<3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Too much of a stretch of the imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# No sources
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
# ^this

  ^ and that
  ^ and that
  ^ and that
  ^ and that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
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(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# I am no.1 citizen of pfuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
# we have studied your abbenchures here in munchen, you once beat a yoga teacher around his shins mit his own satchel
XD

sweet japes
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# I once dated a yoga teacher
she had nice shins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:58, archived)
# was this in Utrecht?
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Your obsession with Utrecht will be your downfall one day

No, this was in The Hague
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
# most suave
a fine setting for a saucy dalliance, imjussayin
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/the_hague_skyline_dusk_hd_mediocre_saucy_suave_dalliance.jpg
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Nicely
Those skyscrapers are finished by now. All the tall buildings are ministries.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# suuuave!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Morrissey and the Guardian can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Here here
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Well said
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Being pushed a fair bit, sounds like someone's commissioned a stealthy article.
"We gave the brief to those jolly rascals on British humour site b3ta.com just to see what they'd come up with. They didn't disappoint, although regrettably we can't show you some of the more 'colourful' entries ..."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Ohhh awake at voting time!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:44, archived)
# C please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 20:18, archived)
# FUCK PIES

we need a Sexy Chihuahua challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Human slaves
In an insect nation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2mmTDT6W7E
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)