Check out Microsoft's Marketing GeniusThis is straight from their official page advertising the new Surface Pro 2 brick.
If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself, it's been there for several days now, so I'm not assuming any of them are bright enough to have pulled it yet:
www.microsoft.com/surface/en-gb/products/surface-pro-2
(If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself, it's been there for several days now, so I'm not assuming any of them are bright enough to have pulled it yet:
www.microsoft.com/surface/en-gb/products/surface-pro-2
Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:46,
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Pfft... but it already exists!(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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As always...Microsoft are well behind the times.
The fucked up dimensions seem to be on all their Surface pages. So they've gone all out on copying the Mactini specs.
(The fucked up dimensions seem to be on all their Surface pages. So they've gone all out on copying the Mactini specs.
Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:53,
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How big is it meant to be?edit - Amazon say 13 x 275 x 173 mm
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:07,
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I think what they've done istaken the width and height in inches, that's the first two, and the depth in millimetres. Hard to tell from their shitty mickey mouse diagram. Compare that to the dimension specs page for a Mac Mini, and you'll see why Microsoft are struggling to sell any of their new shit.
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:11,
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Are we posting random stuff we've found online now?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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I think we need a new section of the site for shit we've found online. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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some kind of page for links to other sites you mean? HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:21,
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I see what you've done there.Pointing out a seemingly amateurish mistake. But wait! I have used many complex technical skills to perform a screen grab and save it as a JPEG, which I have uploaded as an image, in order to… ah fuck it, wrong board.
Shoot me now.
(Shoot me now.
Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:46,
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Picking on Mu?Wasn't that a nineties song by Skunk Anansie?
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:07,
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Oh! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:53,
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me too*looks at keyboard*
He's off his meds you know
(He's off his meds you know
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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Isn't the tinternets for just that… and porn?
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite,
Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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