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# If you're stood in a queue, what are you going to do? Scratch 'em?

Well, yes probably
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Also available:

(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Ha! Particularly like the "no more tears" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# You'll know where I'm coming from
If you've ever accidentally or on purpose introduced Original Source Mint shower gel to your genital department.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:27, archived)
# ^THIS
taking your breath away is a serious understatement!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# My goodness, yes, I thought I had some
bizarre reaction to it. I am glad to know it wasn't just me.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 18:43, archived)
# tickets for the cockwash....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:55, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Haha!
Mammy! Look at me! Don't you know me? I'm your little baby!
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# 'tis the child lazarou
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# You're my child now, Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Seems to fit
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 17:34, archived)
# how does it smell? oh, err hang on, brb....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 17:41, archived)
# nadgisil?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
# scrotifresh?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# helmsalve?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# isn't that in norway?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:22, archived)
# For when you've got tateritis...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:15, archived)
# tateritis. so nicking that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
# leave taters alone !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:43, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:50, archived)
# I must admit
that when I first saw the advert for Vagisil, I was concerned that not only did I have to worry about overgrown eyebrow hair, feminine sideburn hair, odourous armpits (and hair), unshiny head hair, fatness, offspring I didn't have, my age, the shape of my feet, the density of my bones, being too afraid to wear white trousers on my period and why I don't have a fashionable gap between my teeth - not only that - but now I have to worry about having a stinky cunt too.

/feminist lesbo rant

Fuck's sake.

Edit: also, I like your image :) *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
# i solved all that
by just not giving a fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# We can have stinky cunts together :)
Hmm, that sounds weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# "Stinky cunts together" - also known colloquially as:
A "coalition government."
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Ta la!
tbh, as a bloke, even I find the ad offensive. Purely aimed at those with insecurities - or create them in people who haven't...
And don't get me started on touchless soap dispensers!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# they've rebranded those now
as something kids can use easily. this was shortly after the thousands of pissed-off emails from people asking just how fucking stupid they thought they were
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:10, archived)
# and some inneundo please - the italian solution for my piles
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
# i thought that was bottigelli
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# i can be cultural occasionally :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Very good!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)