Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we pose a new question, the funniest and best (and sometimes the worst UTTER LIES) end up in the newsletter.
Help us to choose this week's question from these suggestions:
Bizarre leaps of logic - 'I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?'
Toilet disasters - Because we're juvenile and want to read stories about poo.
Dance like nobody's watching - What do you do when you think you're alone. Apart from 'masturbate furiously', obviously.
Vote closes one I return from the office Christmas dinner and finish bowking rich, brown vomit into a hedge.
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Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:32,
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Help us to choose this week's question from these suggestions:
Bizarre leaps of logic - 'I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?'
Toilet disasters - Because we're juvenile and want to read stories about poo.
Dance like nobody's watching - What do you do when you think you're alone. Apart from 'masturbate furiously', obviously.
Vote closes one I return from the office Christmas dinner and finish bowking rich, brown vomit into a hedge.
All of the above, rolled into one.
Toilet trouble leading to dancing about via a leap of logic as to what the best remedy for the situation is
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Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:34,
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This is brilliant, one of AB's suggestions and two of mine.
Either way, people will be upset.
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Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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Why doesn't everyone just discuss Ringoffires mental breakdown for a week
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Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:31,
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I'm glad it was referred to in one of the other answers
otherwise, as he has me on ignore, I'd have missed that particular masterpiece.
Is he really running five simultaneous accounts?
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Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:45,
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Is he really running five simultaneous accounts?