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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we pose a new question, the funniest and best (and sometimes the worst UTTER LIES) end up in the newsletter.

Help us to choose this week's question from these suggestions:

Bizarre leaps of logic - 'I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?'

Toilet disasters - Because we're juvenile and want to read stories about poo.

Dance like nobody's watching - What do you do when you think you're alone. Apart from 'masturbate furiously', obviously.





Vote closes one I return from the office Christmas dinner and finish bowking rich, brown vomit into a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:32, archived)
# All of the above, rolled into one.
Toilet trouble leading to dancing about via a leap of logic as to what the best remedy for the situation is
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Why is the gayshift not allowed to vote? Why?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Why are North Koreans not allowed to vote?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Why are inhabitants of Omicron Persei 8 not allowed to vote?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:49, archived)
# why does my heart, feel so bad
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Why, why, why Delilah
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Why do birds suddenly appear?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Why Em See aye?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Why chromasome?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
# This is brilliant, one of AB's suggestions and two of mine.
Either way, people will be upset.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Why, why, why, Delilah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Why, eh, why? Thanks rob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Why doesn't everyone just discuss Ringoffires mental breakdown for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I'm glad it was referred to in one of the other answers
otherwise, as he has me on ignore, I'd have missed that particular masterpiece.

Is he really running five simultaneous accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:45, archived)
# It's like watching a dog that's been hit by a car flailing around dying
You try to turn away but find yourself looking back to see if it has stopped yet
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Not really, I'd want to help the dog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Why, oh why, oh why
very nearly spells 'yoyo'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:51, archived)