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# this place is deader than that dog who sniffed my shoes
so today, draw any animal you like, as long as you do it with your eyes closed. i've drawn my favourite non-fictional animal, the friendly and cuddly shark.
go nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:02, archived)
# is this the same trick jesus used?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:04, archived)
# ask him - he's at the top of the page*.
(*true at time of posting)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:22, archived)
# he's not listening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:28, archived)
# So continuing to believe
is even more virtuous.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:31, archived)
# me? virtuous?
how long have you been here?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:32, archived)
# 10 years 10 months and 16 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:33, archived)
# tell me honestly, mu, i can take it
have i got a reputation for being............nice?..........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)
# You're a sexual predator... with a sideline in blanket making and a penchant for lolipops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:39, archived)
# thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)
# And you'd have got away with those kids
if it hadn't been for that pesky 'it'.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:26, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Oh yes - look at ME like I'm
lowering the tone...
tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
# people expect it of me
but you, you've not only let me down, you've let yourself down, too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# :D
I used to get that ALL the time at school.
It never worked.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Gone nuts. have a worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:02, archived)
# he's delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:05, archived)
# I cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:06, archived)
# but he is magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Did I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:27, archived)
# you're all winners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Hoorah!!
*pulls shirt over head and runs round kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# calm down, now, or no kia ora
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Tough love right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Tracey Emin done one but hasn't time to post it
www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/the-independents-christmas-charity-auction-part-three-8973215.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:06, archived)
# i consider myself on a par with her
i didn't make my bed this morning, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:15, archived)
# There's a £100 minimum bid on her scrawl
As for your bed...you should get a man in to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:23, archived)
# so i've been told
by the creepy bloke in the shop :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Here is my pink elephant
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# appropriate for this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Look out, rabbits! That's a fox!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:23, archived)
# are you mayan, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Ok, so I might have cheated and added in the eye and hat, and coloured him in afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
# But then I did a shark
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# His name is Stumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:35, archived)
# it suits him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# it's the hedgehog that strolled in my house a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:47, archived)
# This is what I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:55, archived)
# I hope that dog is OK.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# you've got a sick mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Hey, I didn't draw the picture; I just coloured it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:59, archived)
# and gave it a pained expression
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Well, yeah, it IS on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# it could be wearing an orange back-wig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# HA! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# after the dog had had a go at it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# My two cats gave it a wide berth - it was HUGE!
And it just walked in my living room and plonked itself down on the rug...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:01, archived)
# did it kiss a bulldog and a mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# what disappoints me most about this
is the lack of scale. i really really really want it to be huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Hard to describe exactly how BIG it really was ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:02, archived)
# That's not a hedgehog.
That's a Stegosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)
# No, it's clearly a dog on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# THIS is a stegosaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 14:59, archived)
# nowait... THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# I think the 'hogs have been interbreeding and mutating
they've got big teeth and even bigger claws - with poisonous spikes*


*might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:04, archived)
# The first time you did this, it was a fucking shit idea
I think a dead board is actually more exciting than this tedious fuckwittery
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah, lets all sit quitely and not post in case it pisses someone off.
You start.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# maybe you could make yourself more exciting by dropping dead, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I'm open to what you've got to say, please explain in more detail.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Try /talk instead
You'd fit in nicely there
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Fuck off. If you cared enough about this site to donate and get an icon, then you might be entitled to an opinion. Even then, you should fuck off anyway.
By he way, does your school go back a bit earlier to give your carers a break, or are you in mainstream education under some sort of inclusivity scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# I can see that this sort of thing doesn't suit you.
What would you like to see more of on /board?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:51, archived)
# ^this^ or maybe show us an example of such things?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:05, archived)
# That's quite sexy sideways that is
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Thanks! XD
I feel I should colour it with rainbow now but I'm too fucking lazy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Is it too late for reindeer?
He took a bit longer to get here on his elephantine legs...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Looks a bit tapirish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/9927605
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:34, archived)