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# Titted Carrot.

Contributes to your 5-a-day.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:39, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha, a new wtf?! for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:49, archived)
# I'm now wondering if there is an anthropomorphic vegetables subculture...
rule 34 blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Chlorophylia?
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:58, archived)
# That would be 'colour'
Not 'vegetable'

*hands coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:25, archived)
# Though I wonder if it's dangerous around here to suggest people raise the bar yet further :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
# hey, if people start posting pictures of broccoli, that's not my fault
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)
# What about fruit...?
such as... limes, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
# CARROTS WITH-
Wait... what?

EDIT: 11 years? When the fuck did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:53, archived)
# hurrah! more ancient ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:54, archived)
# i wish you well on this your most special of days
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
# Happy candleday!
You've been here so long you must remember when the internet was monochrome.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Ah Memories...
when the world all around was Green and Black.... and Floppy Disks were cutting technology
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Indeed, with their sharp edges, many a thing softer than wafer thin aluminium could be cut with them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Jebus, you've been posting for 2 hours and no sign of Moggy!
Maybe the curse is broken?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:56, archived)
# maybe she was Goderator?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:58, archived)
# "Techniq is better than jocks" or something?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
# A great disturbance in the board, as if millions of accounts suddenly cried out from the same IP address, and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
# They'll be back, and in greater numbers...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
# I think I like it even less when she ISN'T making her presence known.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Just means she is offline...
...who is that at the back door?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Well, they warned you not to watch *that* video!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:10, archived)
# They say it's good for your eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:17, archived)
# So if it's animals, it's Yiff (from the noises foxes make)
Then what does one call veg porn? Does roughage make a noise when it mates?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:34, archived)
# "Oo-arr"?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:06, archived)
# O SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
# i know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
# I now have a stalker.
Thanks for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)