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# ive never had one of those, bit northern
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# looks more like a pie
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# i think they are like mince pies aint they? any northern monkeys about?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Nah they hung the last of the Northern Monkeys...for being French spies I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
#
I am a Northern Monkey,
And Eccles cakes are rank, like a stale scone filled with dead flies.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# ^what he said
they're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
*high fives*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Your baker is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Probably not using enough lard
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Don't let the monkey hanging thing fool you, I too am a Narthen Munkay
But because you dissed the Eccles cake, we are now enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# What rot
I'm a Southern ponce and even I know Eccles cakes are in the top five of cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# They're originally for using up leftover pastry from making pies.
You turn it into flaky pastry with extra lard and then stuff it with currants and sugar and more lard.

tl;dr lard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# i like breasts, hth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# In the proper north they're not called Eccles cakes.
They're called Chorley cakes if you get them from a bakery and Divil's Nose if you make them yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# smyls
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# to be honest i tried reading it, dont understand a word, are they mince pies or not?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# i dont like mince pies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Soz to call you a cunt but I'm from the proper north
(In between Eccles and Chorley). Both make different cakes, Eccles is about 2" diameter and stacked with fat and currants, Chorley is larger with less fat, not as tasty IMO.
hth
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# I used to go swimming in Eccie quarries
I've probably seen your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# always cock with you these days
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:43, archived)
# I'll see his cock and raise him...
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
# WhoaTF?
I just Google street viewed and Eccleston Delph is some sort of fancy schmancy lake with decking and boat houses and ting.

Honestly ... you leave a place for quarter of a century and people posh it right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)