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[challenge entry] I know it's not pretty but rest assured it's based on 100% real life research.

From the Heavy Metal challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I propose you extend your chart to include Norwegian funsters Mayhem.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Alas, it is not comprehensive.
But yes, KISS look lonely in the top left hand corner, but what kind of mayhem would Mayhem bring?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Where do Immortal fit in on this chart?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Mar 2014, 2:34, archived)
# Why are black death more alive than butterfly?
Also, Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)
# I was assuming that a butterfly wrought from iron would be robotic and hence have no soul.
On reflection, I realise I am being hugely subjective. I mean Iron Maiden is pretty dangerous but not if you aren't in it. Could use the same argument about Bengal tigers, damn the inconsistencies!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Well, this is all in order
but I don't fear the reaper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah
I wasn't sure about him either. He's not exactly dangerous himself but he's not exactly great company.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Should note that I get and enjoyed the reference
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# GO! GO! GOHZIRRA!
Sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Where would you rank Anal Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Very lively, slightly dangerous.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Rank Anal Cunt. Would you? Where?
In other news - I finally got around to seeing Never Ending Story this afternoon a mere 30 years after it came out. Compared to Labyrinth it is dogshite.
DISCUSS..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:43, archived)
# It's flying half dog shite.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:48, archived)
# This is why you watch is a child and never go back to it.
Artax 4eva in our hearts.

Also Labyrinth is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Oh. I thought the dead, drowned horse was called
Artex.
I thought 43 would be the ideal age to see a film from 1984 aimed at 14 year olds?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Only works with recreational drugs.
Watch Time Bandits and get of yer tits, great night in.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# This is why you watch is a child and never go back to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Dark Crystal FTW
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
# or Cattle Decapitation?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# I've heard they make great chili
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Or Death Cheese Fuckers?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Roxette?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:53, archived)
# That's in the European Pop Rock crossover acts graph that I have queued up for next time.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:58, archived)
# nice to see grave digger on there.
But would beatallica's inclusion be a paradox?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:55, archived)
# We'd obviously need a graph in four dimensions to accommodate Beatallica.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:57, archived)
# *Looks up Beatallica*
Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Pffft! ^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# MOTORHEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Can't say that I ever thought of Hawkwind as being a heavy metal band
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:16, archived)
# ^this
Space Rock, ACTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# I agree
Wikipedia made me do it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# With an attitude like that
You can disappear in smoke -
- and that's no joke, it ain't no lie dude...
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It turned out... LIKE HELL AGAIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Trying hard to hear this in my head.
'clikt'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# With my little stick of Blackpool RWAAAAAARRKKKK!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:31, archived)
# "For a NOISY parker it's an interestin' job"..
P.S. Is that a B.C.Rich Flying Bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# It is Abbath Doom Occulta's main axe. And from the looks of it you are correct.
www.metal-archives.com/artists/Abbath_Doom_Occulta/256
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Hawkwind are hardly heavy metal. Blue Oyster Cult, maybe, but...
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 0:11, archived)
# Oddly enough
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_bands
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
# blimey
Hawkwind are the last band I'd describe as "heavy" anything other than "drug users"
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)