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[challenge entry] I know it's not pretty but rest assured it's based on 100% real life research.

From the Heavy Metal challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I propose you extend your chart to include Norwegian funsters Mayhem.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Alas, it is not comprehensive.
But yes, KISS look lonely in the top left hand corner, but what kind of mayhem would Mayhem bring?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Where do Immortal fit in on this chart?
(, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 2:34, archived)
# Why are black death more alive than butterfly?
Also, Awesome
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:25, archived)
# I was assuming that a butterfly wrought from iron would be robotic and hence have no soul.
On reflection, I realise I am being hugely subjective. I mean Iron Maiden is pretty dangerous but not if you aren't in it. Could use the same argument about Bengal tigers, damn the inconsistencies!
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Well, this is all in order
but I don't fear the reaper.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah
I wasn't sure about him either. He's not exactly dangerous himself but he's not exactly great company.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Should note that I get and enjoyed the reference
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# GO! GO! GOHZIRRA!
Sorry..
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Where would you rank Anal Cunt?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Very lively, slightly dangerous.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Rank Anal Cunt. Would you? Where?
In other news - I finally got around to seeing Never Ending Story this afternoon a mere 30 years after it came out. Compared to Labyrinth it is dogshite.
DISCUSS..
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:43, archived)
# It's flying half dog shite.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:48, archived)
# This is why you watch is a child and never go back to it.
Artax 4eva in our hearts.

Also Labyrinth is better.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Oh. I thought the dead, drowned horse was called
Artex.
I thought 43 would be the ideal age to see a film from 1984 aimed at 14 year olds?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Only works with recreational drugs.
Watch Time Bandits and get of yer tits, great night in.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# This is why you watch is a child and never go back to it.
(, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Dark Crystal FTW
(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
# or Cattle Decapitation?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# I've heard they make great chili
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Or Death Cheese Fuckers?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Roxette?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:53, archived)
# That's in the European Pop Rock crossover acts graph that I have queued up for next time.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:58, archived)
# nice to see grave digger on there.
But would beatallica's inclusion be a paradox?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:55, archived)
# We'd obviously need a graph in four dimensions to accommodate Beatallica.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 21:57, archived)
# *Looks up Beatallica*
Hahahaha.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Pffft! ^ This!
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# MOTORHEAD!
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Can't say that I ever thought of Hawkwind as being a heavy metal band
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:16, archived)
# ^this
Space Rock, ACTUALLY
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# I agree
Wikipedia made me do it.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# With an attitude like that
You can disappear in smoke -
- and that's no joke, it ain't no lie dude...
(, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It turned out... LIKE HELL AGAIN!!!
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Trying hard to hear this in my head.
'clikt'
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# With my little stick of Blackpool RWAAAAAARRKKKK!
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:31, archived)
# "For a NOISY parker it's an interestin' job"..
P.S. Is that a B.C.Rich Flying Bastard?
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# It is Abbath Doom Occulta's main axe. And from the looks of it you are correct.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Hawkwind are hardly heavy metal. Blue Oyster Cult, maybe, but...
(, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 0:11, archived)
# Oddly enough
(, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
# blimey
Hawkwind are the last band I'd describe as "heavy" anything other than "drug users"
(, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)